Things the characters would never say.

[JuokasKurvas]

((Really, song by who?))

*Seto and Jounouchi can be heard singing as they fade into the distance*

Malik: *jaw drops*

Ryou: Why the hell would I care? Too bad they couldn't goof his way into a baby morgue.

Malik: What the ******** did I ever do any of you? *bursts into tear and hugs a teddy*

Rebecca: Oh Hell no b*tch, you best drop that bear right now or theres going to be heck to pay in the mornings!

Rex: I am so confused!! And stop swearing at me, why are you swearing at me? What, fine fine fine, I'll pay you, geez. Just like, gimmie more time.  

[Ghilani Surana]

((can't recall, I know it's a country song, though...))
Shadi: Duuuudes, what song they singin'??? It's catchy...*randomly starts dancing*
Mime Steve: *dances too*  

[JuokasKurvas]

*Jou and Seto can still be heard singing*

Rex: FADE ALREADY DAMN! *turning to Haga* seriously dude, come on, you're supposed to be my lover-er--I mean friend. My loving friend. Because we definitely do not have butt sex.

Isis: Wow, I like so totally did like not need to like know that.  

[Ghilani Surana]

((I think I remember the artist. It's Randy Falkner or something like that...))
Mime Steve: DUUUUUDE!!! Who just FARTED?!?!
Shadi:*sings* I feel like # ? * ! don't give a ____and a whole lot of other choice words I can't say but I can still spell out-I feel like # ? * ! */singing*
Yami Marik: Hey someone answer mime's question! SAUMENCH!!! scream
*turns to Ryou* Wo warst du, saumench? stare  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Mkay))

Ryou: Sorry, I don't speak retard.

Rex: HAGA!!! PLEASE, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I'll DIE IF YOU LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! crying

Isis: Still TMI, TMI and like TMI!  

[Ghilani Surana]

Yani Marik: ES IST DEUTSCH SAUMENSCH!!!!!! scream
Bob(y'know, that guy from the evil council): German...wtf?
ZORC!!!!!: hey. man how's it going?  

[JuokasKurvas]

*Rex curls up in the corner and cries at Haga's continued ignorance*

Cody (from Suite Life): Zorc, my identical twin, hey buddy, hey love, hey pal!
Zack (up until now a nonentity in TAS): CODY! He is NOT your twin, wtf man, I am SO pissed now.
Cody: Uhh...QUICK ZORC SMITE HIM!
Zack: What, hey, no dude, not cool not cool not cool *flees from giant p***s in flame thrower attack mode*

Ryou: Ok screw this s**t, I'm going home!
Yami no Bakura: But the fun has only just begun! CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!

Pegasus: Could this juvenile nightmare GET any more absurd? I am going to go get my nice simple black suit pressed and then head home for a cup of tea, because wine is evil.