What I learned from flying...

[Erizon]

Running around with the broomstick between your legs before take off just looks wrong...

Magic carpets don't enjoy pee stains on them..

Eating the fairy will not give you unlimited flight time...

Disney is better at making Cars than Planes..

Telling the flight attendant where you're headed is a great way to get delayed when the hotel resort is known as "Da Bomb"

Training your dragon is easier when you're not dressed as a knight covered in it's distant relatives blood..

Flapping arms is a preferred method to swimming as a last ditch effort..

I'm glad I wasn't the insurance broker for Launchpad

V formation makes you look like a boomerang before you splat and nothing else..

Trees are not friends

Icarus deserved to fall..

Crashing looks like it hurts..

Tails really should have gotten a cameo appearance in Talespin

Pair of shoes and Parachute can lead to a "Grave" misunderstanding...

And last but not least... No capes!  

[Aquamere]

lol that's quite interesting  

[Erizon]

Or really uninteresting if you're into walking... Like.. A lot...  

[NightmareAngel_Reaper]

lol