|The cowbell of Mississippi Queen by the old 1970s band, Mountain, rang out.| DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!"Hailing from Awesome City, in the State of Awesomeness!
Coming in at an overpowering.. sixfootthree, twohundredtwentypounds.
He is... AWWWW-SOOOOOME! CAY-YAY-LUB!!"DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!
DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT! DKT!Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!
Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
Way down around Vicksburg!
Around Louisiana Way!
Lived a Cajun Lady!
We called her Mississippi Queen!Awesome Caleb stepped out in a stroll with arms hanging at his sides and stops, briefly, middle stage. A single fire of pryotechnic shot out behind this debutee, who gave began a bounce of his heels hop.
You know she was a dancer!
She moved better on wine, while the rest of them dudes was a-gettin' their kicks!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was getting mine!
Mississippi Queen!
If you know what I mean!
Mississippi Queen!
She taught me everything!
This lady she asked me!
If I would be her man!
You know that I told her!
I'd do what I can!Rolling his shoulders and giving his arms a wiggle, getting a last minute muscle loosening.
He kept his eyes cool and a confident smirking attitude. Then a cease to his movement, stepping forward once again.
Only to dart down in a sprint once his foot landed on the ramp!
To keep her looking pretty!
Buy her dresses that shine, while the rest of them dudes was a-makin' their bread!
Buddy, beg your pardon, I was losing mine!On approach of the ring, he leaps in under the bottom rope for a sliding roll-in and back up to his feet!
Pacing around the ring, he extends a hand near the ropes in passing and a microphone was tossed into his awesome hand!
Awesome Caleb's music faded away as his pacing continued, then slowed as he spoke.
Awesome Caleb was feeling pretty well about himself, so a bit of boasting only came natural.