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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:49 pm
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And those that know me know that you should never allow me to be bored. Because I come up with... wait for it...
The 'Politically Correct Lord's Prayer'!!!
Now. For those that want to kill me right now for desecrating a holy text... oh well. There are worse reasons to be killed. And without further ado, here it is.
Our gender-non-specific parent,
Who creates in a ficticious utopia after death,
Holloweth be thy name.
Thy gender-non-specific monarchy come,
Thy will be done,
On Earth as it is in that self-same paradise.
Give us this day,
Our daily baked wheat product
And forgive us our unlawful presence on others properties
As we forgive those that get on our lawn,
And lead us not into something which we may regret, at a later date, with quite a bit of urging,
And deliver us from that side of morality which most people frown upon, though it is a moral choice, and beyond most scrutiny,
Amen.
Woo. What fun. Like I said. I just came up with that. Any similarities to this piece of work, and other such similar work, are purely coincidental.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:26 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:21 pm
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