Here's how addseale2 saw the rapture.

[Tenth Speed Writer]

Warning: I say ******** a lot. =)

Gaia Online is a cesspool of illeteracy and spam.
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and Wap
soldat du fortuna
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Desk is broken.
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It is foretold that all who speak English well and proper, and discuss topics of importance and worth, shall be sent to a beautiful place above.
Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too
lawl
so English majors are like part jesus?
Herro
And it is foretold that all who abuse the English language, and spam their days away with nonsense, shall be banished to 4chan
or retards for getting that major
And when 4chan overflows, the n00bs shall walk the earth once more.
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It is then that Bill Gates will return to the intarbutz, and guide the literate ones to the promised channel
At his side will ride the 4 bosnians of the apocalypse
Why am I awake.
4chan is dead
deadchan
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Holy ********... I'm up at 10 in the evening, rewriting the rapture.

~KA  

[PickleBoy]

That was funny. I kinda like that rapture.  

[TofuDreamer]

Aww... You deleted my post. No matter, this post still is interesting. 3nodding

I still look for that paradise within the digital world...  

[FalseDiagnosis]

Yay rapture!

I saw we all write little short stories about the rapture and compare them just for fun.  

[caustic 0_0]

Next time, you probably don't really need a separate thread for something like this unless there's actually a discussion topic along with it. 3nodding
Post it in the chat thread or something.
Or like false diagnosis suggested, make it a 'your version of the rapture' thread.