stupid robber
Man arrested on consperacy bank robbery charges. When the would be thief arrived at the bank there was a line, so he got in line. And while he waited, he put on his mask and drew his gun and waited to get to the front of the line. Luckily he was spotted before he made it to the front of the line,and arrested without inncident.
Illegitimate Illiteracy
Several years ago, I was working as a case worker in a County welfare office. As a state requirement to receive welfare, all able-bodied adults were required to complete a referral for job seeking skills in an adjacent office. I referred a client to the job skills counselor who later returned with a form in hand completed by the counselor that read, "Client ineligible. Can't read or right."
College student spelling errors
Here are some college student spelling errors (juniors and seniors, mind you.)
McJager (like McDonald's?)..........Mick Jaggar
rabbit dog (run away!)..............rabid dog
goody tissue........................goody two shoes
Bob wired...........................barbed wire
guess star..........................guest star
lame man's..........................layman's
solid hairidy.......................solidarity
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