A very big monster

[Hikari_pegasus]

Oh look, its a very big monster!

A very big monster?

A very BIG monster!

Lets let the japanese take care of it.

Die British DIE!

I shall send my powers to defeat the british!
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Go mozes go mozes! M-O-E-OZES! OZES MOZES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

And then the water parted and fishes died! Then oil spilt everywhere and everyone got acne and it was really gross. Then everyone was nerds for the rest of they're lives.

I am very sad

THE END whee  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Yay! Great story!... only one thing it was missing... pie... lots and lots of pie.  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Cory: I wanted to be in it! NO FAIR!

Grant: You can't ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!

Chi: But I can!

Grant: ....

Cory: blaugh

Chi: blaugh heart  

[Howler Monkays874]

that was the best story I've ever heard

 

[my dog ate my sanity]

I've heard better... *glares sullenly at Chi*  

[Hikari_pegasus]

Well, that was only part of the story....Now I shall tell all of it!

Creg Creg, wake up! I have marbles!

Ohh, more marbles!

Look, theres that wooden stick figure right there.

Oh wait, I have to get into my matrix slow motion!

Fwoosh Fwoosh Fwoosh

Some guy: Oh my god he dodged the bullet! Then you will have to die by chainsaw!

Aaaaah!

Look its a very big monster!

A big monster?

A BIG monster!

Lets let the japanese take care of it!

Japanese: Ahhhh

Paul: Banana yellow

Elton: Amvoo Veebah

Paul: Brown Overalls

Elton: Hey, do you wanna play this piano with me?

Paul: I don't really want to...

Elton: But..I beg you.

Paul: Listen Elton John, I'm sick of you so I'm quiting the Beatles!

Elton: Wait, you gotta here this song first...

Guy one: We don't want the Beatles we want the cockroaches

Guy two: But the cockroaches are out of business!

Flash Back

Cockroaches! Dun dun dundun

Cockroaches! Da da da da

Crayons crayons crayons crayon cockroaches!

We won't die we won't die, even if you chop of our heads!

Watch out for nuclear power!

End of flash back

Office spaces are very wonderful for the....office

Guy: I sat alone...

Alone...

Guy: In my desk...

The desk...

And I was very lonely...

Lonely

Guy: And there she lay....*scary voice*

What did you do?

Guy: I....I....I threw a beanbag at her!!

Oh your criminal! Society!

*Society takes him away*

Policeman: You are sentenced to 12 years in jail.

12?

Policeman: 12

Policeman: Such an odd number isnt it?

I like beans!!!

Cowboy 1: Listen here, there aint enough room for the two of us!

Cowboy2: Then I'll just move then, jeez!

Cowboy 1: Would you like some cinnomon before you go?

Cowboy 2: *Sniffs cinnomon*...twirly eyes

Cowboy 1: Ha, I have tricked you! That cinnomon was actually basil!

Cowboy 2: Oh my god!

Cowboy 1: You will now die from basil poisoning!

Cowboy 2: Courtney! Courtney get my gun!

Courtney: I am Courtney!

Cowboy 2: Give me my gun!

Courtney: No! WAHAHA

Cowboy 2: Fine then I'll go get the gun myself!

But the gun was missing....BUHOOOM!

Treetops and treeforts...our society has now ended!

Die British DIE!!

I shall send my holy powers to defeat th british!

Go mozes go mozes!! M-O-A-OZIS! MOZES MOZES AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Then the water parted...and fishes died!

British: Oh I am the british and mozes has defeated me...

Then oil spilt everywhere and everyone got acne and it was really gross.

Then everyone wore glasses and were nerds for the rest of their lives!

"I am very sad.."

THE END eek  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Here's my probably-not-as-interesting-story!

Well, we went to the park.
THE PARK!?

THE PARK!

And yes, so we were at the park.

Where the buffalooooo roam and and the deer and the oranges --

I thought it was antelope?

SHUT UP!!!

AHHHH!!

*CUTSLASHKILL*

If you are near to the dark
I will tell you 'bout the sun
You are here no escape
From my visions of the world
You will cry all alone
But it does not mean a thing to me!

KNowing the song I will sing until the darkness comes to sleep
Come to me I will tell 'bout the secret of the sun
It's in you not in me
But it does not mean a thing to you!

THE SUN IS IN YOUR EYES

THE SUN IS IN YOUR EARS

I HOPE YOU SEE THE SUN
SUNKEN IN THE DARKNESS

What?!

AURA!

aHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Why the lower-case a?

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

But you can't see the sun
Ever in the darkness!

....

I once loved a girl,
A child I'm told.
I gave her my heart...
And...she gave me a cold.
So now I'm just standin' here!

OUT IN THE POURING RAIN!

I'll stumble back to Kelly's Pub...

And cry away me pain.


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YOU PULLED A BLANK!!!

OH MY GOD!

Somebody kill me please!

Okay.

NO! I DIDN'T MEAN---

Guhhh....

WOW!

THAT WAS AMAZING!

The beginning.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Yay lots of stories... my brain is being held in by a tight hairdo so I cannot think...  

[Super_Chihuahua]

YAY! I got a haircut.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Spifftastic... I can't get one until dance is over...  

[Wolfgirl55]

i got one! now i look like a cross between an elf and a sloth. eek it's a very strange picture.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Dance is over but now I have to wait until I have enough money...