What is your favorite quote?

[~Pretend_to_be_Heartless~]

Serious Quotes:

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Love we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest."

"A good friend would bail you out of jail....A true friend would be sitting next to you in jail saying "Damn, we really messed up..."

"Anyone can hear what you say. A friend will listen to what you say. A best friend will listen to what you don't say."

"All the wealth in the world
Could not buy you a friend
Nor could it pay for the loss of one"

"Over reacting - no such thing
Not reacting - sometimes fatal"

 

[~Pretend_to_be_Heartless~]

Funny:

"Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus."

"If life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone."

"Someday your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Private Property: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

"If I'm not back in 15 minutes... avenge my death."

"Violence never solves anything. Stranding someone in the middle of nowhere, however..."

"Where is everyone?"
"I ate them. I was hungry. Burp."

"...or your detention will consist of milking a cow."

"The one with nostrils is 'Mr. Nose' among the noseless"

"You know what your problem is? You're stupid."

"By reading this note, you have allowed me control of your mind."

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"

"In a world full of weirdos, is a normal person weird?"

"One day, there will be a war. Man against machine. And mark my words, machine will win!"

"No one was driving, officer. We were all in the backseat singing."

"I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."

"I am an expert at pretending I'm a ninja."

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to /me/."

"Teaching; the ultimate birth-control..."

"I started out with a little bit of nothing, and now I still have some of it left..."


"I had that dream again. The one where I do horrible things to penguins with a croquet mallet..."--from Dave the Barbarian

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

 

[Dandean]

if everyone thinks you're an idiot, don't open your mouth and remove all doubt  

[H A L 0 T H A N E]

"there are no accidents, just thereaputic chains of events"  

[Who Shall Remain Nameless]

Not my fave, but it sticks with me.
The moon said to her, "If he makes you cry, then why don't you leave him?" And she said, "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"  

[Post Coital Cookie]

"You killed Kenny!" "You Bastards!"
-Kyle and Stan from South Park

"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
-Homer Simpson

"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people!"
-Anonymous  

[black_knightj]

Cid- I said i'd make some tea! So sit your a** down in that goddamn chair and drink some TEA!
Weigraf- A small stone may make a ripple at first, but someday it will be a wave.
Delita- The best ways, dont always lead to the best results.
Ramus-You have to understand, Alex. Girls are supposed to prevent boys from having fun. It's just their nature.
Vincent- I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
Irvine-I'm here because I chose to be here! Destiny has nothing to do with it!
Squall-No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy,
I'll be your knight.
Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different
standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another.
There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.
Rinoa-No one can predict the future. There are no guarantees.

here are a few