As an English major, I must appreciate the irony.

[Light of Nuitari]

Funny story.

So, I was scheduled to work today from 8 AM to 5 PM. For most people, this isn't really a big deal. However, for those of you that don't know, saying I am not a morning person is like saying a twenty watt lightbuld is the sun. Saying I don't DO mornings doesn't really work either. The AM hours (at least those with the sun involved) are my mortal enemies. How's that?

Obviously, then, I wasn't exactly looking forward to going in today. But I knew I would, because I'm responsible and dependable. So, I was joking around with my friend last night saying I should just "call in sick." "Do you want to?" she replied. "Well, duh," I said as I was walking away, "But you and I both know I won't,"--insert sarcasm here--"because I'm a good employee."

Time moves forward, and I fall asleep around 3 AM, then get up at 6 to get ready and whatnot. I'm feeling a little light headed and dizzy this morning, it seems. "Just 'cause I'm so tired," I tell myself.

I go into work, stopping at Starbucks on the way to get a cup o' fruit and some caffeine. I need the caffeine. I'm working on 3 hours' sleep, AND IT'S THE DAMN MORNING.

So, I'm hanging out in the stock room with my manager, eating a little of this fruit. I'm not really feeling food at the moment, but I trick myself into believe it'll help me feel better. Oh no. It doesn't.

About twenty minutes later... Gah! I run into the bathroom to throw up. However, I don't. I just get a nice little ab workout... That pisses me off more than anything! After doing this four times, Jason (manager dude) says "Go home, Frodo." (Ha! That's my nickname at work...)

So, now I'm home, sick as a sick dog ('cause they're not all sick, you know), and I know that I brought this on myself.

Irony is always out to get me.




For those of you who actually read all that, thanks for caring.  

[Polyphonic Twilight]

I read it all.
And I feel bad for you, because being sick sucks. Especially if had to get up early just to get sick...

But oh, the irony xp  

[Light of Nuitari]

Yeah, I know. I find it amusing.  

[DarquePinkPaper]

Aww, sorry you're sickie, Frodo. *uh*...Rebudapester.  

[Light of Nuitari]

Not you too, Darque... It's bad enough I have to hear that at work... cry  

[DarquePinkPaper]

Light of Nuitari

Not you too, Darque... It's bad enough I have to hear that at work... cry

Well, ya don't like that other thing I say.
I'll edit the post to say somethin' else...  

[Light of Nuitari]

DarquePinkPaper

Aww, sorry you're sickie, Frodo. *uh*...Rebudapester.

Wow... Ah, yeah, we can stick with Frodo, then.  

[DarquePinkPaper]

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DarquePinkPaper

Aww, sorry you're sickie, Frodo. *uh*...Rebudapester.

Wow... Ah, yeah, we can stick with Frodo, then.

I was gonna say something like Nougat but I didn't think you'd like that either.
Then I was gonna call you Buttcrack. Didn't seem all that right though.  

[Light of Nuitari]

Yeah, that's a pet name that people wouldn't really understand when it was used in public.  

[black_knightj]

Very sad to hear aobut that, but hey you should be fine tomorrow right?