OLD Caption Contests

[Biohazard EXTREME]

If Leon had groped her, it would've gotten his hand and her boob at the same time.  

[REaceofclubs]

LMAO! Two birds with one stone!  

[Resident_Kyo]

Ashley: LEOOOOOOOOONN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!


(i hated hearing that over, and over, and over....)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I was thinking. The captions just don't seem to contain the same level of hilarity that they used to... So I was considering, perhaps restarting this contest and modifying the rules a bit.
The image presented would have to have more than one character on it (whether it be a monster, or human), and basically, the person who posts the picture would put a caption... Let's say the picture is of Chris, Rebecca and Richard. So the person posting the picture, posts a caption with it, something Leon or Claire says. And the people participating in the contest have to write a response to the poster's caption. Let's say the image is the one I mentioned above. And the poster posts something like, "Richard: I got attacked by a giant snake."
And the person replying would say, "That's what SHE said."
I mean, this is a pretty blunt example, but you get the idea. What do you guys think?  

[UmbraGallus]

. . . i like it biggrin  

[Resident_Kyo]

i barely undertood what you wrote but i guess if you made a captioned and we went along with it i would pick it up


are you gonna make a whole new topic?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm considering it. I just wanna see what a few other people say.

And basically it's like this. I post a picture, and put a quote, whatever I want. And then the other people are gonna put a response quote answering to my quote. And whichever I think is the funniest response, wins.
It's essentially the same thing, only the person who posts the picture also gives a starter line for the other people to work with.  

[Resident_Kyo]

oh ok i get it  

[NotteRequiem]

Okay, so just because I'm a moron, let me ask something haha,

So all of the captions that are in the running to win need to be based off of the quote you put, Bio? Almost like a conversation?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, me if I'm the one posting the picture. Whoever is posting the picture.  

[NotteRequiem]

Right.

I say do it up. We need a bit of a change around here.  

[XINVADER]

Wow... this thread is the only real thing that kept drawing me back to this guild (besides from all you lovely members) in my busy hectic life. Damn my lurker-esque ways. I will surely miss it.

Rest in peace Caption Contest thread.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'd still like to see Vinessa give one last judgement.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Here is my judgment!

3rd Place: Biohazard EXTREME

Quote:

This is gonna be a shot in the dark, hoping you'll get the reference. xp

Ashley: Leon, honey. Did something happen to you, after we got separated in that long hallway? .. Are you confusing me with someone else? You always were so forgetful. Remember that time in the hotel?
Leon: In the hotel? I think you're confusing ME with someone else... The only person I was ever in a hotel with was Ada.
Ashley: Well, I'm not your Ada!
Leon: And you never will be! *walks away*

A bit long for my taste, excellent reference, and a nice change from referenced scene playing out that caters to Bio's feeling for Ashley.

2nd Place: [Le S h i t]

Quote:

Ashley: Stranger Danger!!!

Short, sweet, clever and demonstrated the original thoughts that occurred to me when I found this screen shot.

The Coveted (Shame on you for sinning!) FIRST PLACE:
RoninFox

Quote:

Leon: If they think iron bars and a restraining order are gonna stop me, then they don't know Leon Scott Kennedy!

This one not only demonstrates the original idea I had about the possible comedic quotes, but it goes over the top without being gratuitous and mocks the EXTREME actions of Leon within the game.

Honorable Mention: NotteRequiem

Quote:

Announcer: And just when you thought a chastity belt wasn't enough.

Another amusing one that aimed at the same idea I had with this screen shot. The only thing that kept it from placing 3rd was that I couldn't imagine an announcer voice tactfully in the scene.

I'm glad I could be the one to provide the last screenshot for the OLD Caption Contest, and I hope to be a frequent honorable mention in the NEW Caption Contest. Oh, sorry about the cookie RoninFox, but I shot it and forgot to burn it... so... *Hands over a Crimson Head Cookie*  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

And with that, the curtain closed...