OFFICIAL BULLSHIT: rules | manifesto | banners

[Vexxed]

I really don't know why I'm doing this, but, I don't know. We have over 3 stickied threads that no one reads, so why not put them all together?

Tommy the Cat

RULES

Anyone found breaking the rules will automatically lose the internet.

Ok, what this is really is just a normal guild, but fronted by Vexxed and my idea for a new a** kicking world order. This -is- a serious and legitimate political party.

NEW RULE: ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA in this guild
Recently I have suspected drama going on in the guild
Of course I don't have any proof
but I wanted to make it a rule
No drama

mmhmm

Vexxed <3 Her husband Bill Murray*


Anything goes


No Assholes


No Nazi's


No My Chemical Romance


Soccer = Football, American Football = Hand egg


NO WINNIE THE POOH ANYTHING.


and finally, everyone must give all their gold to Vexxed at any given oppotunity. LOLZ

*Most important rule.

 

[Vexxed]

Tommy the Cat

The Official Lazy Hippy Movement Manifesto

Economy

We intend to abolish the economy entirely and all live in mud shanty's and wear animals skins. I look very good in lion and Vexxed has taken a liking to Chinchilla and Zebra.

Treasury

All left over money and gold will be melted down and made into giant statues of me and Vexxed playing rock scissors paper. You will bring up your children to surrender to the statues as gods. Ugly and fat people will be sacrified there.

Education


Free education for all. Only fat kids will have to do Phys Ed. Because of winder22's lack of trust in my judgement of Phys Ed, Phys Ed will now involve nothing but bear wrestling.

Kid's who don't behave will be neutered.

Student Policies

All the finest universities will be moved to Wales, Scotland and Ireland, leaving other universities with more of a chance.

Home Affairs

We will start an investigation into why exactly they stopped making Lucky Charms in the UK.

Environment

All endangered species will be disguised as more common animals, to fool potential poachers.

All houses built in potential natural disaster zones will be made of sponge.

All cars will be ran on power from the driver riding an exersize bike, to stop the use of natural resources and lower obesity numbers.

Health and Safety

Will be abolished. If you're stupid enough to do something stupid, then we're not gonna stop you.

Food

All food shall be clearly labelled "Recommended for oral use"
All fast food shall be clearly labelled "May contain traces of real food"

Defence

Bombs will now be used as paperweights.

and let any warring ******** do what the hell they want, we're not getting involved.

OAP's

Old people hunting will now be a goverment sanctioned profession.

Misc

Telemarketers will be imprisoned

In ball sports, in the result of a tie an extra 10 minutes will be played as a multiball game.

 

[Vexxed]

Vexxed

GUILD BANNERS.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

Tommy the Cat

If anyone wants to make a stupid guild banner, go ahead.

But seriously do.



lolz

Vexxed

I got bored.

RisenFallenTwice

These are the banners i made for this guild.

Rust Turtle

i got bored

Tommy the Cat

Got Laxitives?

Hzza

i finally made a banner! seeing as my one is totally lame ( ),
im going to claim that THIS ( V ) one is mine!!

punkarama

 

[Vexxed]

Guild warnings:

Beware of Hzza. He oldfag.

Tommy puts his finger up his bum whilst he wanks, DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND.

Unlike Scooby Doo, if you rip of Hzza's face it turns out he's really a giant sea monster!  

[primaI]

TOMMY THE CAT IS MUCH MORE HARD EX CORE THAN TEH VEXXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

I like the thread by the way  

[punkarama]

Nicely done. 3nodding  

[Hzza]

Too organized

TOO ORGANIZED

T O O O R G A N I Z E D  

[Vexxed]

lol check this join request

Quote:

Request from bernie_stonecat Accept Decline Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:42 pm

I like recreational drugs and Bill Murray, and I'm a lazy hippie. And if you don't let me join, I'll drown a goat. I'll do it! Not really, I like goats.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin heart heart heart  

[Hzza]

Vexxed

lol check this join request

Quote:

Request from bernie_stonecat Accept Decline Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:42 pm

I like recreational drugs and Bill Murray, and I'm a lazy hippie. And if you don't let me join, I'll drown a goat. I'll do it! Not really, I like goats.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin heart heart heart

Instant lifetime membership, no?  

[Jonnneth]

 

[[ Danger Woman ]]

neutral  

[Hzza]

Vexxed

Guild warnings:

Beware of Hzza. He oldfag.

How long has that been there?!  

[primaI]

Hzza

Vexxed

Guild warnings:

Beware of Hzza. He oldfag.

How long has that been there?!

ninja

Not long.  

[Hzza]

Hmmm.......blatant admin abuse, I wonder if it's contagious?