14 inch black....

[[+.Rubber.Ducky.+]]

Nice.
I admire you.
=]
<3

 

[Elequance]

Rellik San

Ok, I was on urbis (the local emo hang out, I go down occasionally to stay happening and down with the kids). When a girl, pulled from out of her bag, a 14 inch black rubber d***o, and whacked the guy she was talking to with it, now normally my parting shot is to find the most pretentious emo there and humilate him, by wjhacking a Mc Donalds milkshake over his head, instead I decided to ask the girl for the d***o, I run up behind the most pretentious one there, yelled 'MOSSHHHEEERRRR!!!' in my best chav voice, and tackled him to the ground, where I proceeded to start hiting him with this d***o, before getting up I put it down his mouth and walk off, cool as ice.

The crowd is silent as I leave, all in awe of what I'd just done, as I turn the corner behind starbucks, i hear a raw of laughter from urbis, but it wasn't until I got on the bus I realised who it was... it was the emo from my pub I smashed the glass over. It was at that point I laughed uncontrollaby.

Oh happy days.

eek Wow,..
Very brave, I'd be scared id be beaten or something . o.O
I could never do that Lolz. Haha, rubber d***o.

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[Rellik San]

Tears-Will-Fall

Nice.
I admire you.
=]
<3

Thank you. I would say I try, but that would be lying.