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Wingless: Launching

BlackHawkGS

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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:37 pm


	Brian: Spyke! Hurry the crap up! Spyke: Runs out of the house towards the lake Brian, where the hell are we going? I thought we were getting on the spaceship. Brian: Stands at the water's edge We are. It's just... eh... IN the lake. Spyke: In? And how did this happen...? Brian: Uh, space ninjas? Spyke: Space ninjas. Brian: Ya. Spyke: Attacked our ship and drowned it. Brian: Yup! Spyke: And how are we going to get it out of the lake? Brian: Eh... I'm working on that... Lights shine from the lake's depths. A large silver spaceship, blue decals covering it's surface, slowly rises from the center of the lake. It hovers above the surface of the water, moving towards the shore. It stops at the lakes edge. Ritz: Pokes her head out of the cockpit window Brian, why was there a beer bottle on the driver's seat? Were you drinking and flying!? Brian: ... no? Ritz: You're frickin' 14! Brian: ... no? Ritz: ... get on board. Brian and Spyke board the space ship. The ship is about the size of their house (not shape-wise, retard.) It was designed to give them a homely feeling on long journeys. Ritz: Alright, we're almost ready to launch. All we need to do is fix the Space Engaging Xccelerator. Brian: Wait. Wouldn't the initials for that be S.E.X.? Ritz: Yes, Brian. Brian: ... so you broke your sex? Ritz: ... yes, Brian. I broke my sex. Brian: ... ok. Go on. Ritz: Sighs Spyke, do you think you can fix the... the... engine? Brian: You mean the- Ritz: BRIAN, SHUT UP! Spyke: Clicks a button on the cockpit's control panel You just had to turn it on. Brian: So you turned on her- Ritz and Spyke: BRIAN! Brian: Sorry. Ritz: Brian, go do something... somewhere else. Brian: Ok... fine... I'll go play in the kitchen... with knives... AND MY WRISTS. Sulks back into the interior of the ship Ritz: Uh, do you think he's serious? Spyke: It's Brian. He can't SPELL serious. The spaceship begins to rise. It hits the atmosphere and accelerates towards the infinite space. Wow, my cutscene descriptions need some work. Their journey had begun! Little do they know of the dangers to come... Or what they're doing.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:52 am


	That's entertaining, hope to read more soon. 3nodding

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Tak-Jak
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:13 am


	This whole thing makes me smile. Its Hilarious.. truely is. Must read more. Keep the laughter ringing Hawk.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:32 pm


	These like make my day. I laugh sooooo hard through them. I'd like randomly burst out laughing throughout the day if I had stuff like that going through my head. Please keep posting. mad D

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Oukow

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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:39 pm


	I love these! blaugh xd They are so funny

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:25 pm


	Homigawd. You are so hilarious, man. "Uh, space ninjas?" "Space ninjas" "Ya" ~ "Were you drinking and flying?" "...no?" "You're frickin 14!" "...no?" ~ "So you broke your sex?" "...yes, Brian. i broke my sex." ~ "Uh, do you thik he's serious?" "It's Brian. He can't even SPELL serious." ~ "Little do they know of the dangers to come... or what they're doing." OMG XD I love you, BH. heart You rock.