FULL SCAN OF SYSTEMS INTITIATING...
SCAN BEGINNING. SEARCHING ENEMY VESSEL.
VESSEL NAME: NINJA SPEED 6
SCAN CONTINUING... ONE UNIDENTIFIABLE LIFE-FORM DETECTED.
LIFE-FORM CONFIRMED TO BE A HOSTAGE. ONLY ONE FOUND.
RESCUE MISSION SUGGESTED. IF YOU HAVE A HEART. JERKS.
... NOW COMMENCING SCAN FOR COOKIES...
Spyke: Brian, I really don't think that's necessary, especially with a hostage aboard...
DEACITVATING SEARCH SYSTEMS...
Brian: Alright, alright... can I go save the hostage person/thing?
Spyke: Hell no! I'm not trusting you with such a-
WOULD YOU RATHER BRIAN OPERATE THE RAILGUN, TRUSTING THAT HE WON'T ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOU DOWN WHILE YOU'RE ONBOARD THE ENEMY VESSEL?
Spyke: ... computer has a point. You're going, Brian.
Brian: Yay! ... wait, did I just get dissed by a computer?
... PLEASE PROCEED TO THE TELEPORT ROOM.
*Brian and Spyke run down the corridors of the SpaceShip to the teleport room. The ship jerks and jolts with shots of incoming fire. Alarms blazing, they breach the teleport room*
Spyke: *Runs up to computer console* Alright, I'll start up the sequence that will port you to the center of their ship. You rush in there, head down... the blue corridor? This map is weird... Well, go down there, get that girl, and go back to the place you entered. When you get back, say... cheese, or something to let me know you're ready to come back with him.
Brian: Him? We know it's a guy?
Spyke: We'll assume for now.
Brian: Ah, but you know what they say about assuming! It makes an a** out of-
Spyke: *Presses buttons on the console and starts the sequence*
Brian: Spyke wait! I DON'T HAVE ANY- *Vanishes in a rush of blue light*
Spyke: Oops... forgot that weapons might come in handy...
Brian: *Appears in the middle of the ninja ship* ... well s**t.
Voices down a corridor: CHI CHHUUU CHI CHI!!!
Brian: EEP! *Takes off running down the blue hallway*
*Brian slides to a stop when he enters the prisoner confinement room. He looks around to find a majority of the cells empty... except for the last one. He runs up to the bars and sees a little figure, clothed in a polka dot dress, huddled in a corner. Her long blonde hair drapes down the metal floor.*
Brian: *Grabs the conveniently placed keys next the door and unlocks the cell* Hey, girly person! We need to scram; that is, if you don't want to eat sushi for the rest of your life.
Girl: Who are-
Brian: No time! We gotta go! *Grabs her by the arm and leads her out of the cell, down the hallway. Ninjas find them and pursue*
Ninjas: Chi chu chiiii!!!
Brian: You're not even saying anything in Japanese!! What kinda ninjas are you!?
Ninjas: .... chi chi?
*Brian reaches the center of the ship. The girl is bewildered, but clinging fast to Brian's arm.*
Brian: Beam me up, Spykie! *Wow, that was lame.*
Spyke: *Watches as Brian, the girl and a ninja get beamed into the teleporter room* Brian, behind you!
*The girl whips around, draws a dagger from under her dress, and thrusts it into the ninja's heart. The ninja slumps to the ground.*
Brian and Spyke: What the hell was THAT!?!?
Girl: Ownage. Now let's get the poopy out of here!
Spyke: ... poopy?
A mysterious girl!
An intense battle!
... poopy?
An intense battle!
... poopy?
Note: Sorry for all the action and little dialogue. Needed to get something's explained before I continued on. Oh, and go to my 'Wingless' thread in the Works in Progress section if you really want to know what's going on.
