the corupt wish game

[wolfsbanemoon]

Corpse_Bride_131

Granted, but it doesn't get granted.

I wish I could get a hug. Now.

Granted, but you are hugged by a gynormous slug. He decides he likes you, and starts to eat you. Slimy!!!!!

I wish I had a cookie.  

[lovelylies16]

Granted. But it's burnt and tastes like feet/

I wish i had nice hair  

[TinkerBellsHell]

Granted but no one but you like it
I wish I had a proper date  

[wolfsbanemoon]

hardcoreXvampire

Granted but no one but you like it
I wish I had a proper date

Granted. He's a perfect gentleman, and takes you out for a wonderful evening, before dropping you off at your door with an amazing kiss. Then the full moon comes out, he becomes a werewolf, and eats the living bejesus out of you. You should have stuck with that scene kid.

I wish I had a croquet mallet.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but when you go to use it you swing to hard and hit yourself in the head.

I wish I wasn't in love with my best friend. (awkward)  

[Miss G Baby]

Corpse_Bride_131

Granted, but when you go to use it you swing to hard and hit yourself in the head.

I wish I wasn't in love with my best friend. (awkward)

Granted, but you notice that all that you liked about your friend was how attracted you were to them now you don't like them anymore....


I wish I wasn't in love with my best friends ex!!!!!!!!! (almost as bad as yours but worse in a way)  

[Babies in the Oven]

granted but then he's in love with you too and you can't help yourself so you go out with him and then your best friend hates you, even after you dump her ex. ^^;;

I wish my friend would stop being a b***h and telling me i'm ugly every day. ((you thought right, i'm not her friend anymore.))  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but instead she becomes obsessed with you and starts throwing rocks up to your window in the middle of the night.

I wish my best friend in the world wouldn't glomp me. (I love it though. lol.)