''nearly killed him''

[rikaLeshay]

today i was inm math class and i leaned over to pick up my books and my elbow hit Cordell..in the..balls. i didn't think i hit him until he bent over a little bit and went ''oooh....'' i started saying "i'm sorry i'm sorry!!!"over and over again.luke,my friend who i sit by said "oh,you just nearly killed him,'' and he laughed.
despite being embarrassing it was funny  

[my dog ate my sanity]

When you get to be my age (unless you already are) you will come to learn that almost all nuttings, even the accidental ones, are pretty hilarious.

Like when Tyler and Mikey were playing catch with a drumstick and it hit Mikey right in his little men. Everyone in the room laughed alot.... Except Mikey xp