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 Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:18 pm
THis thread was designed to have 18 Dummies make fun of everyone they want to. Interruptions are accepted.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:24 pm
Yeah, Yeah.
*E Rock showed his grillz.*
Diamond studded, icy fresh grillz
Remind me that Z Mystic gonna pay his bills
Dude got mo crap than Tupac if he were alive
I show the world why they call me fly.
Yeah, I'm a guy. Mystic ain't.
The Blue Man group called him if he got some paint.
I'm a real rapper straight from the Yay
Mystic doesn't know the difference between an ocean and da Bay.
Welcome to the city where we ghost ride wit the crew.
I'm deadly and I'll mess him up like I'm the flu.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:42 pm
"I can hear them screaming through the forest at night... THEY PREY WITH SNAKES, AND POISON MY M-M-MIND!" They Prey with Snakes by Boondox started to play, as the arena went black, and blue and red lights started flashing off. Exiting the backstage, and stepping onto the ramp was Mystic. Having a mic in his hand, Mystic gave off a smirk, before stepping down the ramp some more.
"Hey yo, kid. That rap was really swell.
You might want to toss the mic, before they come to take you to jail.
I know you think I'm wack, I know you think I'm crude.
But, I'm an amateur on the mic, and my skills are enough to stop you.
You best retire, and start correcting your S's from Z's.
You're as bad as the white rapper, Vanilla Ice T?
Well, I don't know their names, and I really don't care.
Gets off the mic, before I come down there!"
Mystic threw the mic to the side, and was contemplating going down to the ring.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:27 pm
Zemnas "I can hear them screaming through the forest at night... THEY PREY WITH SNAKES, AND POISON MY M-M-MIND!" They Prey with Snakes by Boondox started to play, as the arena went black, and blue and red lights started flashing off. Exiting the backstage, and stepping onto the ramp was Mystic. Having a mic in his hand, Mystic gave off a smirk, before stepping down the ramp some more.
"Hey yo, kid. That rap was really swell.
You might want to toss the mic, before they come to take you to jail.
I know you think I'm wack, I know you think I'm crude.
But, I'm an amateur on the mic, and my skills are enough to stop you.
You best retire, and start correcting your S's from Z's.
You're as bad as the white rapper, Vanilla Ice T?
Well, I don't know their names, and I really don't care.
Gets off the mic, before I come down there!"
Mystic threw the mic to the side, and was contemplating going down to the ring. *E Rock clapped.* Yo, this fool could rap But his lyrics are made of crap. Vanilla Ice T? Who is he? Ain't he the one feeling your tee? You can't touch me. I'm keeping it real. I got mo game than the blackjack deals. I'm the real untouchable straight down on Raw. I'll beat you black and blue and make you crawl. Grovel before me. I'm your king. Try to touch me. Can't feel my bling. Backstage, I heard you hit the wrong way. Asking me: Do you want to feel my Yay? Hell naw, I don't want a date. Talking about how this hurr is a jail. I'll make you throw up in a pail. You and GBL think you're the great white hope. But I'm the warden. So don't drop the soap.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:48 pm
Mystic withheld a laugh.
"Okay that's it. I'm tired of your jack.
You say I like boys, but you know that wack.
At least I don't have to pay a ho, to get a jack.
I'm done, rapping, cause it's pretty lame.
I'm going to come down there, and take my claim to fame."
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:55 pm
Zemnas Mystic withheld a laugh.
"Okay that's it. I'm tired of your jack.
You say I like boys, but you know that wack.
At least I don't have to pay a ho, to get a jack.
I'm done, rapping, cause it's pretty lame.
I'm going to come down there, and take my claim to fame." Mystic finished, as he threw his mic away, and started to run down the ramp. ((This is a rap battle thread, not a fight thread.)) *E Rock smirked.* Dude, you rhymed "jack" two times. Where we gonna draw the line? Try as you will to touch me. Blind as a bat, you can't see. Take a swing and see what occurs, yo? Turn around and let me slap yo ho.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:02 pm
(( Actually... The Rhyme Meter of that rap goes AAACC.. Maybe AABCC whichever way you look at it. xd ))
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:10 pm
GBL took the stage as he held a mic in his hand,
"If we all are going to talk smack
Let's get to the point
We have the man with the most expensive teeth
Then we have a man without a mind intact.
As far as the eye can see is the egos
Why am I getting into the mix
I am helping blood
There is a problem that needs to be fixed
So let us attempt to settle the score.
The million dollar manwhore
The psychpathic ******** the talking and stop acting like studs!
The people around the world want blood!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:59 pm
"Well, it the Andrew E, definition orginal baby gangster
approach me like you hard, ******** i'mma bank ya
shank ya, with my ******** shank, if i havta
GBL an Zemnias dawg are ******** actors
pranksters, studio gangsters, busters
but this time yer dealin with some real ********, ***** please, don't try to step
because if ya do, and i pill cap is all that would be left
see, young Niggaz like me, will break ya off somthin,
claimin my city, but GBL you ain't from WWF
Niggaz like ya'll is what i call Wanna be's it aint s**t compared
to Real ********' G's"
Andrew said making the battle rap even standing next to Erock
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:56 am
GBL blinked for a moment before he looked to Mystic, "Did that dude just use the alphabet for a rap and admit he had a diaper?" he said to Mystic.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:56 pm
Mystic shook his head at GBL. "Y'know, I have no idea..." Looking up to the ring. Gripping his mic he looked up at Andrew and R Rock. "Okay, seriously, I don't know how much you get paid to make up them crappy little raps you spit. But, it's TOO much. Seriously, do you even THINK before you speak? You're more annoying than CENA! And I mean, s**t, he's a little ******** grew a smirk. "Okay you guys, you want to prove you're "hard" and "gangsta" as you say, then you can do it in a tag match. But no, not just any Tag match. DARK LOTUS versus The 18 retards, any match type of your choice! We'll see whom the real "OG"s are. If you women have enough balls to set-up the match, that is." Mystic threw the mic down, and started to leave.
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