Things you would never hear Sailor Moon or the Scouts say

[Celtic_Wiccian87]

OMG those are soo funny!!!!!!!!! i love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Mercuryangel]

Nisora

Chibi Hotaru: .....I see dead people. O_O....

rofl This one was great...  

[Mercuryangel]

Usagi: In the name of the moon, I will punish you!!

Mamoru: *tied spread eagle to his bed* Yes, Punish me!!

.......that was so lame I don't know why I posted it...probably to show you all how lame I am...  

[Celtic_Wiccian87]

I like this.. it's sooo cool...  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

Mamoru: *grunt* Oh, Chibiusa-chan...  

[User_8572]

Haruka: "I like boys."

Usagi: "While you were away Mamoru I fell in love with a trany..." O wait - thats true! xd

Pluto: "I do not use self tanner as a replacement for my lonely void..."

Ami: "I'm Cool and Confident! cool "

Rei: "I really enjoy Usagi's company biggrin "

Mamoru: "I never had sexual relations with Fiore" (waves his finger at us like Clinton)

Hotaru: "I'm not emo. stare "

Chibiusa: "I am not a t**t."  

[Celtic_Wiccian87]

Serina: Luna, Have you seen where I put my Transformation pen?

Luna: YOU LOST YOUR TRANSFERMATION PEN?

Serina: No I misplaced it..

Luna: -sighs and walks out.. -

Ooc: okay so it wasnt as good as some of them but i have another one too...^^

Serina: Mom Im going out for a bit...

Mom: Have your finished your Homework...

Serina: No.... But i really have to go...

Mom: oh no you dont you arent going anywhere until your homewrok is done.

Serina: But mom....-whiney voice- I really have to go... like now...

Mom: and what is it you have to do so badly??

Serina: -says all in one breath really fast- well..iamasailorscoutandihavetogosavetheworld..nowcanigo????? please...

Mom: Uh......-speechless-

-Meanwhile Serina Runs off...leaving her mother there speechless...-

Ooc:Okay so not as good as i thought but still...lol^^ what would her mother say if she actually told her??  

[Syndrama]

(Inspired by Power Puff Girls)

Usagi, Ami, Minako and Makoto all at once: Miss Haruna, may we be excused to save the world?  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

Minako: Hey Haruka? Could you buy me a carton of cigarettes, please? I'm still underage. sweatdrop
Haruka: That's never stopped me before. twisted  

[Luamervara]

*A moment between Seiya Usagi and Mamoru.*


Seiya:listen, Odango, I have something I must confess...

Usagi: *Tear-eyed* Seiya...

Mamoru: -.- *Thought: I know he's not going to..*

Seiya: *moves pass Usagi and takes Mamoru's hand,* I'm in Love with you, Mamo-chan. <3

Usagi: @_@ NANI?! Wait what about all those?

Seiya: *smiles* Oh that's just to get you to break up with him so I can have him all to myself.

Usagi: D; Mamo-chan?

Mamoru: *smiiiles* Hey I can have best of both worlds here...Seiya, Marry me...?

Seiya: *blushes* Of course.

Usagi: ToT *wails* THIS IS NOT FAIR!!

Seiya: >> All's fair in love and war, Odango. <3 *kiiiiiiiiisssseesss Mamoru in front of her.*

Usagi: T-T;

Mamoru: << Hey think of it this way, you'll always have your moon kingdom and Rei and Minako to molest you.  

[Phoenix_17]

HighMagusKimina

Usagi: In the name of the Moon... I'M GONNA KICK YOUR a**!

lol I love that one  

[Velma Touched My Tralala]

Luna: Artemis..
Artemis: Yeah?
Luna: I.. I .. I've been cheating on you. sweatdrop
Artemis: O_O IT'S THAT AUSTRONOMER ISN'T IT?!
Luna: No, no, it's not like tha--
Artemis: I'll kill that DQ#)(*@)(*!@
Luna: It's really not li--
Artemis: Tie his bits into the shape of a pretzel
Luna: Artemis, Please, I --
Artemis: I should have known!! All those times I --
Luna: I PREFER DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying crying crying *scampers off*
Artemis: gonk gonk gonk crying  

[panda21]

rofl mrgreen rofl mrgreen rofl