Die, Navi!

[Alba Rosaria]

Grab Navi, wrap her up in a pretty, red candy wrapper and give her to a random child passing by you in a village.

*chomp* "Ooooo... It was jelly filled, mommy!" ... At least, that is what I find funny. >.>  

[Jennysauruss]

I know one.

Navi locks on to them stall childs at night and suddendly,
one of the stall childs grabs Navi and pulls her to the depths on hell
where Saintin burns her and sends her up to Raccoon city from Resident
Evil (yeah, hse gets sent to a whole different dimension.) And that, is where she gest eaten alive by the zombies. X3;;

(I know. It's not very good. : P)