Yo, God!

[Bountylich_Chan]

As stupid as that sounded, that was quite a nice way of mocking god... interesting  

[Digital Leviathan]

[_caustic_]

Before you do anything else, check out this website:
http://www.yo-god.com

It's genius. Quite funny. Read the activity reports.

Good quote: "I have noticed that the needle jumps distinctly whenever I open the door to fill up the fridge with beer, or to take out bacon or sausages, suggesting that God is present at such times. I can only deduce from this that the Lord enjoys a beer himself, and has a taste for pork products, so perhaps Islam and Judaism might like to have a rethink on that issue. hmmm...pork chops..."

My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d.  

[MarkTheWise]

Oh, that's funny! I want one! But my mom and college roommate (a "Cat-a-holic") would freak.  

[Zombugger]

Digital Leviathan

My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d.

I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists?  

[Paranoid One]

Haha, great stuff, truly genius.  

[illegal-substance]

Paranoid One

Haha, great stuff, truly genius.

*Points Dramaticly*
YOU!!!
xd

And Yes,
Thast so funny Im sending it to all my friends.

 

[Purple_Spoon]

I bets get me one of those. surprised  

[Dathu]

I must say I have never looked at this thread before, but now that I have I have to say that s**t is hilarious! I ordered one, and I can't wait til it gets here. I want movement. xd  

[caustic 0_0]

I remembered this the other day. And I was like 'I wonder where that thread went, that was really funny... oh well' xD
We should get a couple people to order them and then we can report our experiences. >.> GAU Official Research Into the Paranormal.  

[DivideByZero14]

This is good!

I showed the site to a friend whom I know to be pretty religious. I said, "Hey; look! They sell 'God detectors'." He got real quiet, then changed the subject.  

[Zambimaru]

I doubt even religious people would buy one of those.  

[Southwest]

Nobody's detected God in Oregon yet.

It's those gay liberal atheist hippies (and hipsters) of Portland! Gasp!  

[DivideByZero14]

Anata

Digital Leviathan

My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d.

I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists?

God has instructed all Christians to be sexually repressed nutcases because he's insecure and fears that his creations have better equipment...  

[Kharybuce]

DivideByZero14

Anata

Digital Leviathan

My reading says that god is video taping it when I masturbate. He's one sick b*****d.

I always knew god was a horny SOB. Then again, maybe Christians are exhibitionists?

God has instructed all Christians to be sexually repressed nutcases because he's insecure and fears that his creations have better equipment...

Shiiieeet, I know I do. talk2hand

I wonder, I know this thread is old, but has anyone ordered one of these things yet?