I've seen stupid things, but these.... They're Unexplicable

[cup_noodles]

-sigh-
I love the FSTDT.
The stuff they have is irrational, intolerant and hypocritical.

The FSTDT is my subsitute for caffine in the morning.

 

[Laprasite]

My personal favorite is where someone says that reading the bible has nothing to do with having a functioning brain. xD  

[freak0592]

...I-I don't know how to respond...because, if I do, I know I will not be able to control myself...
So, I shall just sit down over here, and think about WHY THE HELL CHRISTIANS THINK SO LITTLE OF US ALL! WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! BETTER THEN THEY ARE! WE ACTUALLY RESPECT OTHERS WHO ARE UNLIKE US!

I mean, WE would never do that to ANYONE! ANYONE! Yet, WE are the bad ones...right.
Nice job, FSTDT, you just made your religion look like a bunch of inconsiderate morons...Well, more then I thought already, anyway ^^;;  

[Dark_lord_15]

freak0592

...I-I don't know how to respond...because, if I do, I know I will not be able to control myself...
So, I shall just sit down over here, and think about WHY THE HELL CHRISTIANS THINK SO LITTLE OF US ALL! WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! BETTER THEN THEY ARE! WE ACTUALLY RESPECT OTHERS WHO ARE UNLIKE US!

I mean, WE would never do that to ANYONE! ANYONE! Yet, WE are the bad ones...right.
Nice job, FSTDT, you just made your religion look like a bunch of inconsiderate morons...Well, more then I thought already, anyway ^^;;

Woah, boy! CALM DOWN!! WE'RE ALL GONNA' BE ALRIGHT!!!!!!
I wish they'd all crawl into a hole and stay there until I die, so I can find the smart people...

 

[[fi]ona]

Bladed Alchemist

Here are some stupid quotes for FSTDT.com Completely retarded, nut funny.

"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go ******** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ******** eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

"I don't care about logic or science, the Bible says the moon and sun move.

B.S!!! no atheist / agnostic person I know is like that...
I mean yes I will debate with a Christian, but I try to hear their side too.  

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

Whoever wrote that must have been taught that "atheist" is another word for "Christian".




(in case anyone doesn't understand what i mean, i'm saying that: "i thought only christian church burn people and wore black robes.")  

[Meirelle]

"I don't care about logic or science, the Bible says the moon and sun move."

*bangs head off of desk repeatedly*  

[AnonymouZ]

=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=

Whoever wrote that must have been taught that "atheist" is another word for "Christian".




(in case anyone doesn't understand what i mean, i'm saying that: "i thought only christian church burn people and wore black robes.")

Oh, i think we all know what you mean. *nods*  

[Sanguvixen]

freak0592

...I-I don't know how to respond...because, if I do, I know I will not be able to control myself...
So, I shall just sit down over here, and think about WHY THE HELL CHRISTIANS THINK SO LITTLE OF US ALL! WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! BETTER THEN THEY ARE! WE ACTUALLY RESPECT OTHERS WHO ARE UNLIKE US!

I mean, WE would never do that to ANYONE! ANYONE! Yet, WE are the bad ones...right.
Nice job, FSTDT, you just made your religion look like a bunch of inconsiderate morons...Well, more then I thought already, anyway ^^;;

Don't get your hair tied in a knot. If you can just ignore those people. Children arn't exactly stupid, you know? I had stuff similar to what is said by that site in question thrown at me when I was little and I didn't listen to it becuase it didn't seem right to me.

If anything just appreciate the fact that not all Christians are zealots. The people who try to make us look bad when we are not bad at all will get thier comeuppance eventually. Also appreciate that all Zealots can do is make up stuff about us...which proves something good if you are able to read between the fine lines.

 

[Prince Rilian]

Atheists wear black hoods and robes and christians wear white hoods and robes. Because the KKK are christians.  

[freak0592]

Sanguvixen

freak0592

...I-I don't know how to respond...because, if I do, I know I will not be able to control myself...
So, I shall just sit down over here, and think about WHY THE HELL CHRISTIANS THINK SO LITTLE OF US ALL! WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! BETTER THEN THEY ARE! WE ACTUALLY RESPECT OTHERS WHO ARE UNLIKE US!

I mean, WE would never do that to ANYONE! ANYONE! Yet, WE are the bad ones...right.
Nice job, FSTDT, you just made your religion look like a bunch of inconsiderate morons...Well, more then I thought already, anyway ^^;;

Don't get your hair tied in a knot. If you can just ignore those people. Children arn't exactly stupid, you know? I had stuff similar to what is said by that site in question thrown at me when I was little and I didn't listen to it becuase it didn't seem right to me.

If anything just appreciate the fact that not all Christians are zealots. The people who try to make us look bad when we are not bad at all will get thier comeuppance eventually. Also appreciate that all Zealots can do is make up stuff about us...which proves something good if you are able to read between the fine lines.

*calms down* Okay...thanks.
I just get upset with them, ya know. They think we are all just "avoiding the truth".
Well, wanna know what, I would like to quote Stratovarius for a moment:

Find your own voice
Unleash the power within
Go find your own truth and let (the) others be
Let your own light guide your way through life
Find your own way
Make your own paradise

TAKE THAT!!! XD
It just pisses me off when people have to go around saying stuff like this.
What ever happened to being considerate of your fellow man?! (Well...they were never considerate with people who are different...why change now? *rolls eyes*)  

[Sanguvixen]

freak0592

Sanguvixen

freak0592

...I-I don't know how to respond...because, if I do, I know I will not be able to control myself...
So, I shall just sit down over here, and think about WHY THE HELL CHRISTIANS THINK SO LITTLE OF US ALL! WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE! BETTER THEN THEY ARE! WE ACTUALLY RESPECT OTHERS WHO ARE UNLIKE US!

I mean, WE would never do that to ANYONE! ANYONE! Yet, WE are the bad ones...right.
Nice job, FSTDT, you just made your religion look like a bunch of inconsiderate morons...Well, more then I thought already, anyway ^^;;

Don't get your hair tied in a knot. If you can just ignore those people. Children arn't exactly stupid, you know? I had stuff similar to what is said by that site in question thrown at me when I was little and I didn't listen to it becuase it didn't seem right to me.

If anything just appreciate the fact that not all Christians are zealots. The people who try to make us look bad when we are not bad at all will get thier comeuppance eventually. Also appreciate that all Zealots can do is make up stuff about us...which proves something good if you are able to read between the fine lines.

*calms down* Okay...thanks.
I just get upset with them, ya know. They think we are all just "avoiding the truth".
Well, wanna know what, I would like to quote Stratovarius for a moment:

Find your own voice
Unleash the power within
Go find your own truth and let (the) others be
Let your own light guide your way through life
Find your own way
Make your own paradise

TAKE THAT!!! XD
It just pisses me off when people have to go around saying stuff like this.
What ever happened to being considerate of your fellow man?! (Well...they were never considerate with people who are different...why change now? *rolls eyes*)

One of the biggest reasons people lie is to get control. The other is to instigate a response. The best you can do is not give them the response they desire, and to show yourself to not be what they claim you are. Then the lie unravel's itself.

 

[russiangal367]

Those sick freaks, who does that? I agree with Martyr. They make us look facist.  

[ProjectOmicron88]

I don't have any qualms with religious people who don't know much about atheism, because I can't name all of the Ten Commandments, so it kind of balances out. But only idiots make false assumptions about something instead of admitting they know nothing about it.

EDIT: For some real fun, replace every instance of "Atheist" with "Christian", and "Christian" with "Muslim".