How to Persecute a Christian! (SATIRE)

[Six Billion of Spades]

lamadoll

lighting them on fire makes them pretty angry

Yeah... Hell tends to come a little early for apropanists, those who deny the god of natural gas and petroleum.  

[Myrphomatic]

Semper Fiasco

lamadoll

lighting them on fire makes them pretty angry

Yeah... Hell tends to come a little early for apropanists, those who deny the god of natural gas and petroleum.

ignite them with pure, unadulterated petrochemistry!! not only does it contradict their 4000 year old planet, it also helps save the planet by reducing fossil fuel emissions!!!  

[Six Billion of Spades]

Myrphomatic

Semper Fiasco

lamadoll

lighting them on fire makes them pretty angry

Yeah... Hell tends to come a little early for apropanists, those who deny the god of natural gas and petroleum.

ignite them with pure, unadulterated petrochemistry!! not only does it contradict their 4000 year old planet, it also helps save the planet by reducing fossil fuel emissions!!!

That would be good for the Fourth of July. Who needs fireworks? Just celebrate with a Fundamentalist Roman candle. That's good for them, though, because after about four or five of them, they can rightfully complain about being persecuted.