Bible Video Games for NES/SNES

[Arios V]

A few weeks ago I was browsing around Youtube, and some how I came across this video entitled: BIBLE GAMES - Review By The Angry Video Game Nerd (AKA: Angry Nintendo Nerd). So out of curiosity I watched the video, and I must say, those are some seriously crappy games. Even without the Nerd's review, you can tell how bad they are. The video is roughly 21 minutes and 30 seconds long (Minus the intro Christmasy Theme Song, and the short monologues). I really don't think I can explain it as well as the Nerd can, so I leave you with the video. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw

WARNING: This review contains very rude and very foul language and is an extremely long video. However like all his reviews, it is very in depth and has some good insight on these games.  

[Fenky]

That's awesome. I put that on my favorites list!  

[Arios V]

Fenky

That's awesome. I put that on my favorites list!

I know, I get a kick out of it every time I see it.  

[Theophrastus]

Dude.

I played Noah's Ark and Baby Moses.

The funny thing is that to make those games, Wisdom Tree (the company behind them) /stole/ the source code for them from other games. They were never approved by Nintendo.

That means that this supposedly Christian effort used thievery and the black market to promote their work. Another nail in the coffin.  

[Jessica Malatori]

I want a Jesus Christ FPS. lmao  

[Dissnitive Blade]

That is what happens when religion tries to "get with it", wait maybe it isn't that complicated, someone must have made a math problem:

If Teens don't believe in god, teens - bible= less Christians, so if Teens + video games= teens liking games than that must mean, teens + (video games
x bible)= Teens liking bible yay!  

[Arios V]

Theophrastus

Dude.

I played Noah's Ark and Baby Moses.

The funny thing is that to make those games, Wisdom Tree (the company behind them) /stole/ the source code for them from other games. They were never approved by Nintendo.

That means that this supposedly Christian effort used thievery and the black market to promote their work. Another nail in the coffin.

That's exactly what the Nerd was getting at. All of those games are unlicensed rip-offs that Wisdom Tree ripped off so they could try and get kids to like the bible.  

[Six Billion of Spades]

The Games section of Encyclopedia Obscura has quite a few articles on these Wisdom Tree games.

Personally, I find the games to be quite ironic and hilarious. If Wisdom Tree honestly thinks they'll get kids to like the Bible with these games, then they should probably seek mental therapy.

Although I would gladly go to church if it meant seeing an old lady explode. xp  

[Arios V]

Semper Fiasco

The Games section of Encyclopedia Obscura has quite a few articles on these Wisdom Tree games.

Personally, I find the games to be quite ironic and hilarious. If Wisdom Tree honestly thinks they'll get kids to like the Bible with these games, then they should probably seek mental therapy.

Although I would gladly go to church if it meant seeing an old lady explode. xp

Thanx for the link, I'll look it up in a few  

[Death God Hitsugaya]

murasame blade

That is what happens when religion tries to "get with it", wait maybe it isn't that complicated, someone must have made a math problem:

If Teens don't believe in god, teens - bible= less Christians, so if Teens + video games= teens liking games than that must mean, teens + (video games
x bible)= Teens liking bible yay!

I love your equation.  

[Dissnitive Blade]

Bladed Alchemist

murasame blade

That is what happens when religion tries to "get with it", wait maybe it isn't that complicated, someone must have made a math problem:

If Teens don't believe in god, teens - bible= less Christians, so if Teens + video games= teens liking games than that must mean, teens + (video games
x bible)= Teens liking bible yay!

I love your equation.

Oh and to make it really work, remember to add the square root of the threat of damnation with the product of blind faith X the promise of heaven and then add that to the original formula and *Bam* you have your self a brainwashed Cristian teen.  

[Death God Hitsugaya]

murasame blade

Bladed Alchemist

murasame blade

That is what happens when religion tries to "get with it", wait maybe it isn't that complicated, someone must have made a math problem:

If Teens don't believe in god, teens - bible= less Christians, so if Teens + video games= teens liking games than that must mean, teens + (video games
x bible)= Teens liking bible yay!

I love your equation.

Oh and to make it really work, remember to add the square root of the threat of damnation with the product of blind faith X the promise of heaven and then add that to the original formula and *Bam* you have your self a brainwashed Cristian teen.

Gotta love math, lol.  

[Dissnitive Blade]

Bladed Alchemist

murasame blade

Bladed Alchemist

murasame blade

That is what happens when religion tries to "get with it", wait maybe it isn't that complicated, someone must have made a math problem:

If Teens don't believe in god, teens - bible= less Christians, so if Teens + video games= teens liking games than that must mean, teens + (video games
x bible)= Teens liking bible yay!

I love your equation.

Oh and to make it really work, remember to add the square root of the threat of damnation with the product of blind faith X the promise of heaven and then add that to the original formula and *Bam* you have your self a brainwashed Cristian teen.

Gotta love math, lol.

Yep, lol.