Lessons of life, with Tommy the Cat

[punkarama]

23) Always swear around old people.  

[Heff]

24. Always beat up the ugly person, and hope that you're beating the ugly out of them.  

[Madam Monster]

25) Whenever a building is on fire make a big wish.  

[Heff]

26. Memorize everybody you know's pin number for their bank account. It'll come in handy eventually.  

[Hzza]

- never throw away 2 short sticks, you never know when you might need to start a fire, or eat chinease food

- never give trick or treaters eggs.

- food with holes (bagels, wheatos, etc) in taste so much better then normal food

- naked men whipping a midget convered in shaving foam, should turn NO ONE on!

- it doesn't matter how you win, as long as someone dies in the meantime

- cheese is like oxygen to a drowning stoner

- domokun  

[punkarama]

We should all kill atleast one emo kid in our lifetime.  

[PeachyKeenTastic]

29. When in doubt in a situation, ask yourself, "What Would Tommy Do?". Do what Tommy would do forging full speed ahead.  

[Hzza]

30) there is a right way, a wrong way, and the tommy way. the tommy way is basically the wrong way, but with more swear words  

[Sevil]

31) when they say 'help yourself' it always means 'take everything'.