Reading The Bible

[Theophrastus]

Haha, I had a copy of The Good News Bible that had pictures and was meant for children - it even had a painting of Adam and Even with a baby brontosaur (yes, brontosaur, the one that didn't exist).  

[-CarelessMemories-]

Tenth Speed Writer

-CarelessMemories-

I know this is kinda off-topic, but you're my brother so you don't mind ^^

"Shut up or I'll rape the Bible." is the best thing to say if a Christian is pissing you off. I know its not really a clever thing to say, but its worth it to get the look on their face.

Yes, but dragging the conflict out isn't going to teach them to stop.



Teach by example, not by force.

I'm not trying to kick up a commotion, I just wanna make them cry.

I mean...

But seriously, say it to the right people and they don't mind too much. The look on their face only suggests that they think you're seriously perverted.

And I'm not saying I do it all the time, only when they're getting under my skin. Most of the time I'll put in my opinions until they have nothing to say.

I do have friends who are Christians, because I don't think you should judge people on their religion. Unless, of course, they start running at red-heads shouting "WITCH!!"  

[Dissnitive Blade]

Theophrastus

Haha, I had a copy of The Good News Bible that had pictures and was meant for children - it even had a painting of Adam and Even with a baby brontosaur (yes, brontosaur, the one that didn't exist).

Now they are just desperate to reel them in young, next thing you know, it'll show Adam and Eve with a PS3.  

[Tenth Speed Writer]

-CarelessMemories-

Tenth Speed Writer

-CarelessMemories-

I know this is kinda off-topic, but you're my brother so you don't mind ^^

"Shut up or I'll rape the Bible." is the best thing to say if a Christian is pissing you off. I know its not really a clever thing to say, but its worth it to get the look on their face.

Yes, but dragging the conflict out isn't going to teach them to stop.



Teach by example, not by force.

I'm not trying to kick up a commotion, I just wanna make them cry.

I mean...

But seriously, say it to the right people and they don't mind too much. The look on their face only suggests that they think you're seriously perverted.

And I'm not saying I do it all the time, only when they're getting under my skin. Most of the time I'll put in my opinions until they have nothing to say.

I do have friends who are Christians, because I don't think you should judge people on their religion. Unless, of course, they start running at red-heads shouting "WITCH!!"

Huh.

I think my environment is getting to me if I just recommended that.


Try the "love thy enemies" bit, though. It works.  

[Theophrastus]

murasame blade

Theophrastus

Haha, I had a copy of The Good News Bible that had pictures and was meant for children - it even had a painting of Adam and Even with a baby brontosaur (yes, brontosaur, the one that didn't exist).

Now they are just desperate to reel them in young, next thing you know, it'll show Adam and Eve with a PS3.

Hah. Figures - a bloated, overpriced and controversial piece of hardware for a struggling empire. PS3 is to Sony Games as Bible is to Christianity.  

[Dissnitive Blade]

Theophrastus

murasame blade

Theophrastus

Haha, I had a copy of The Good News Bible that had pictures and was meant for children - it even had a painting of Adam and Even with a baby brontosaur (yes, brontosaur, the one that didn't exist).

Now they are just desperate to reel them in young, next thing you know, it'll show Adam and Eve with a PS3.

Hah. Figures - a bloated, overpriced and controversial piece of hardware for a struggling empire. PS3 is to Sony Games as Bible is to Christianity.

haha, True true.