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because it will be absolutely ******** awful. Any new movie that you see will be nothing more than everything you've seen before spliced together with stupidly large amounts of money thrown at it. Making a movie these days is like those things at magic shows or whatever where somebody throws knifes around someone tied to rotating circle. Except the person throwing the knifes isn't worried about missing, heck, he's not even aiming anymore.

As you may have just guessed I have just got back from watching Spiderman 3. My choice today was to go and see either some kids film (Immediately scratched off the list) a** Pirates of the Caribbean or Spiderman 3. The decision was made because Spiderman one and two where both quite good, whereas Asspirates 1 was tolerable and Dead man's balls was... well the less said the better. (Basically I can't think of a crude enough way of saying this piece of s**t couldn't draw flies)

The film started and I was already bored stupid after the opening credits rolled. Every fight you can't really see what the ******** going on because it's at night, and everyone is wearing black. They attempt to create a new character by digging up an old classic spiderman storyline (One set in stone, you could very easily say) and completely changing it for all the more gay.

I can't go on with this description, so a made a diagram instead.



Boycott the cinema.

i always hated spiderman
i saw it in school
i never saw the 2nd one

I hate spiderman.

Pan's Labyrinth.

That's because it doesn't have a plot, it's just a marketing ploy.

Pan's Labyrinth was a pretty ******** good movie. Should look into spanish movies some more I think.

ok i don't care what anyone here says i am totally going to see transformers and it is going to kick a**... or suck a** either way giant robots haven't looked this good since power rangers the movie

That Transformers film looks totally tits man, can't wait for that.

Bet its going to be a piece of s**t though!