Ken Ham is at it again! Now with added Dinosaurs!

[God of lunchboxes]

Is "the land before time" a bible story?

edit: What is a Koldun? Is it like a dragon? Or something? And you forgot to mention the balrog from lord of the rings.  

[Meirelle]

Shedra Helix

Is "the land before time" a bible story?

XDXDXD You hit the mark! heart

I was totally thinking, "Hmmm... this reminds me of something..." And that was it.  

[God of lunchboxes]

Meirelle

Shedra Helix

Is "the land before time" a bible story?

XDXDXD You hit the mark! heart

I was totally thinking, "Hmmm... this reminds me of something..." And that was it.

I know I'm great. XD  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Do you realize some people spend their time proving the feasibility of placing a pair of every species on the ark with its given biblical dimensions?  

[Theophrastus]

Those folks are the same who haven't heard of Nick Gisburne. Poor sloth!  

[God of lunchboxes]

Baron von Turkeypants

Do you realize some people spend their time proving the feasibility of placing a pair of every species on the ark with its given biblical dimensions?

I feel like an a*****e for not reading the bible but they actually have the dimensions of the ark? Mesurements, things like that? ********, I need to check that out.

Does anyone else feel that the ark has to be the most absurd bible story?  

[ProjectOmicron88]

Shedra Helix

Baron von Turkeypants

Do you realize some people spend their time proving the feasibility of placing a pair of every species on the ark with its given biblical dimensions?

I feel like an a*****e for not reading the bible but they actually have the dimensions of the ark? Mesurements, things like that? ********, I need to check that out.

Does anyone else feel that the ark has to be the most absurd bible story?

Definitely. There are about, what 2 million or so different species of animals, if that, on the whole planet? You'd have to try to find Endor AND Kashyyyk to get THAT much wood. And not all of them happened to live within walking distance of Noah's home. Also, don't forget the fact that for forty days and forty nights, you'd need foor for all these animals...I think that would take at least a whole separate ark. All the food filling all the compartments, air vents, ovens, cabinets, cupboards, drawers, wardrobes, hallways, and rooms on five Titanics probably would not be nearly enough for over a month of travel for several million animals.  

[God of lunchboxes]

ProjectOmicron88

Shedra Helix

Baron von Turkeypants

Do you realize some people spend their time proving the feasibility of placing a pair of every species on the ark with its given biblical dimensions?

I feel like an a*****e for not reading the bible but they actually have the dimensions of the ark? Mesurements, things like that? ********, I need to check that out.

Does anyone else feel that the ark has to be the most absurd bible story?

Definitely. There are about, what 2 million or so different species of animals, if that, on the whole planet? You'd have to try to find Endor AND Kashyyyk to get THAT much wood. And not all of them happened to live within walking distance of Noah's home. Also, don't forget the fact that for forty days and forty nights, you'd need foor for all these animals...I think that would take at least a whole separate ark. All the food filling all the compartments, air vents, ovens, cabinets, cupboards, drawers, wardrobes, hallways, and rooms on five Titanics probably would not be nearly enough for over a month of travel for several million animals.

Not to mention all the breeds of dogs and cats, that alone would take like a shitload of space. And he couldn't just take the wolves because that would prove evolution. I think the new movie coming out "Evan Allmighty" is a more accurate representation of Noahs ark.  

[Theophrastus]

Don't forget the mountains of dung to shovel.

And the unicorns. <3  

[sora987]

Theophrastus

Don't forget the mountains of dung to shovel.

And the unicorns. <3

That would be one sucky a** job. sweatdrop  

[God of lunchboxes]

Humans will suck on anything as long as you pound it into their heads at a young age. The nature of my monkey bretheren.