Funny phrases stuff O.o

[Satoshi Sagara]

Netto: .__.; I think Enzan has gotten a bit too touchy.

Rockman: What makes you say that? :3

Netto: .... Where are my shorts..?

Enzan: Bwhahaha :: runs in the room wearing them on his head ::

Blues: ............. >__>;;;;

Rockman: Oh my ;-;!!

Netto: Dx!  

[yamiblade]

sernade I am sernade king of the undernet!
Forte: hell no! I forte am king of the undernet.
gospel: *translated from growling* No I am!
Duo: You peons. I am the king of the undernet!
Nebula grey: Shut up!! I am!
life virus: I will delete you all!
*massive fight ensues*
grega and flatzer: sweatdrop  

[Kittara Mirrou]

here's mine!

The problem with world three's navis

Colorman: WEEEE!!!! IM FLYING!!!!!! *rolling around everywhere on his ball* ( < stupid {i can't believe i called him stupid, he's my favorite charecter})
Elecman: *is connected to a generator thing* *twitching* must......turn......up.......juice.. ( < stoned {seriously he looks stoned in the game})
Magicman: heeeeeey! anyone wanna see me pull a rabit out of my hat? ( < wierdo blackmage wannabe)
Fireman: WITH WHAT F*beeb*ING HANDS?! (< tempormental pyro-maniac torch)
Madoi ( i perfer to call her that): *isn't paying attention* ooooh....i look so pretty.....better that that little twit (refering to meiru/mayl).....
Count zap: *is attached to a generator to and is electricuting himself* WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yahoot: *isn't really paying attention ether* oooooooooom.....*meditating*
Hinoken/"mr match": *has a flamethrower* Can i burn something yet?
Yahoot: *points to madoi*
Hinoken: *walks over, and uses the flamethrower on madoi's hair* ahhh....the smell of something burning in the mourning....
Madoi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! MY HAIR!!!! PUT IT OUT PUT THE F*beep*ING FLAME OUT!!!!!!
Colorman: *is not watching where he's going* What? *trips and tumbles to the ground, with his arms wrapped around himself* aww!!! *twitching* can't......move.....MUST MOVE!!!! *head falls off* ....F*beep*
Elecman: *twitching alot* AHHHH TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY!!!! *head ka-splodes*
Count zap: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *bulbs on his head light up* idea! *whole body ka-splodes*
Yahoot: oooooooooooooumm.....ouuuuuu- ......zzzzzzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzz.......
Magicman: oh dear! fireman is right! i have no hands! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Hinoken: well look at it this way madoi, at least you look a bit like your navi...
Fireman: Ptsh, colorman the F*beep*ing retard....his head fell off.....
Madoi: *has only the side parts of her hair, the puffy parts* GIVE ME A MIRROR! *gets a mirror and looks in it* OH MY GOD!!
Lan: *bursts in* IM HERE TO- holy crap madoi you look horrible....
Megaman: .....is that elecman's body? there's no head......and what happened to colorman?
Colorman: .....i fell down......thats all
Magicman: indeed he did.....  

[Drewster1]

You guys are kinda scaring me...  

[Shinsua]

kittara mirrou

here's mine!

The problem with world three's navis

Colorman: WEEEE!!!! IM FLYING!!!!!! *rolling around everywhere on his ball* ( < stupid {i can't believe i called him stupid, he's my favorite charecter})
Elecman: *is connected to a generator thing* *twitching* must......turn......up.......juice.. ( < stoned {seriously he looks stoned in the game})
Magicman: heeeeeey! anyone wanna see me pull a rabit out of my hat? ( < wierdo blackmage wannabe)
Fireman: WITH WHAT F*beeb*ING HANDS?! (< tempormental pyro-maniac torch)
Madoi ( i perfer to call her that): *isn't paying attention* ooooh....i look so pretty.....better that that little twit (refering to meiru/mayl).....
Count zap: *is attached to a generator to and is electricuting himself* WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yahoot: *isn't really paying attention ether* oooooooooom.....*meditating*
Hinoken/"mr match": *has a flamethrower* Can i burn something yet?
Yahoot: *points to madoi*
Hinoken: *walks over, and uses the flamethrower on madoi's hair* ahhh....the smell of something burning in the mourning....
Madoi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! MY HAIR!!!! PUT IT OUT PUT THE F*beep*ING FLAME OUT!!!!!!
Colorman: *is not watching where he's going* What? *trips and tumbles to the ground, with his arms wrapped around himself* aww!!! *twitching* can't......move.....MUST MOVE!!!! *head falls off* ....F*beep*
Elecman: *twitching alot* AHHHH TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY!!!! *head ka-splodes*
Count zap: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *bulbs on his head light up* idea! *whole body ka-splodes*
Yahoot: oooooooooooooumm.....ouuuuuu- ......zzzzzzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzz.......
Magicman: oh dear! fireman is right! i have no hands! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Hinoken: well look at it this way madoi, at least you look a bit like your navi...
Fireman: Ptsh, colorman the F*beep*ing retard....his head fell off.....
Madoi: *has only the side parts of her hair, the puffy parts* GIVE ME A MIRROR! *gets a mirror and looks in it* OH MY GOD!!
Lan: *bursts in* IM HERE TO- holy crap madoi you look horrible....
Megaman: .....is that elecman's body? there's no head......and what happened to colorman?
Colorman: .....i fell down......thats all
Magicman: indeed he did.....

hehehehehehe I want u to continue this and make a miny story, Ill help.Fireman:*blink blink*wait a second*looks down*I DONT HAVE ANY F*beep*ING HANDS EITHER  

[Shinsua]

Elecman:Oh no lets all care for the clown I'm just a decapitaded freakin' corpse.
Count Zap:NO COMPLAINING  

[Shinsua]

 

[Shinsua]

Wily:"now Bass destroy the guardian"
Bass:*smack*"s**t"
Wily:"what is it.use your full force"
Bass:"but I just had a manacure"
Wily:"WTF"
Bass:"well it's called a MANacure"  

[Saturn Ballad]

What happened to the Neo WWW? Well...

FlashMan: *sigh*
BeastMan: What?
FlashMan: I just wish I had a man to call my own! You want to be my man?
BeastMan: Hmmm... Okay!
DesertMan: So, um... I never knew they were gay...
PlantMan: Kinda sad, you know?
FlameMan: Kinda fun... We should catch that on tape! Where's my camera?
Rei Saiko: Aha! What are you doing?
Sunayama: *tries to hide a dirty magazine* Literature!
Rei Saiko: Lemme see... *eyes widen* Woah! How can anyone put someone in that position?!
Sunayama: *shrugs* I dunno!
Inukai: GO TITANS!
Anetta: You're wrong! Nature is what created Earth! If it dies, we all die too!
Mr. Match: Ha! Flames are what... um... started the universe!
Anetta: *rolls her eyes*
Mr. Match: Flame on! *lights a match*
Inukai: *looks up from his football game* Oh god, that is so lame!  

[Saturn Ballad]

After navis and viruses materialize in the real world...

Hinoken: TorchMan!
FireMan: "TorchMan"?! I'm FireMan!
Hinoken: Isn't that the same?
FireMan: No, you f***ing retard!
Hinoken: Oh well. Wanna go burn stuff?
FireMan: Y'know, this book is very interesting... I think I'll stay and read it. Besides, I want to see what MagicMan's up to.
MagicMan: Is this supposed to be a nose or a beak or something?
ElecMan: Wow, these virual reality goggles are so cool! Ah! It's MegaMan! *beats the crap out of MagicMan*
MagicMan: F***! *falls over* Ummm... help me up?
FireMan: Screw this book! *burns book* This is way more fun! Oh, look. ColorMan's being a retard again!
ColorMan: *singing* OOOOHHH!!! SWINGING ON THE ROOOOOOOPE! IT MAKES ME DIIIIIIZZYYYYYY! *swinging around on a rope*
Madoi: ColorMan, quit being a retard! *cuts rope*
ColorMan: AIIIIIEEE! *falls* MEANIE!!!
ElecMan: *jumps on top of Madoi* DIE MEGAMAN!!! *electrocutes her*
Madoi: Aie!!!
Count Elec: *hooks his electric guitar to the stereo* AWRIGHT!!! YOU READY TO ROCK?! *starts playing "Ironman" by Ozzy Osbourne*
Yahoot: *sigh* Shut up! I'm doing yoga! *has a leg over his head*
Hinoken: *slowly backs away*
MagicMan: Abra-ca-dabra! Alakazam! Ala-kazoo! Kazim-Kazam! *a whole bunch of bunnies pop up*
Count Elec: CAN HE SEE, OR IS HE BLIND?!
ElecMan: DIEEEE! *jumps on top of Count Elec*
Count Elec: IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD?! HE'S DEAD!!!!! *hits ElecMan with a plant*
ElecMan: Owie! *takes off goggles* Oh, hi!
Count Elec: *raises guitar slightly*
ElecMan: ... Don't tell me you're going to go Quick-Draw McGraw on me.... are you?
*SMACK!!!*
Yahoot: SHUT UP!  

[Saturn Ballad]

Fire department person: *sees FireMan* Gah! Who're you?
FireMan: *in Charles Lee Ray's (Chuckie the doll)voice* Your worst nightmare.... *goes beserk with his Fire Tower*
StoneMan: *stomp stomp clap* I WILL I WILL ROCK YOU!
NumberMan: Hey, you! Innocent bystander! What is 5+1-94+5923x234/2930x1293450+102938-22934 equal?
Bystander: I don't know.
NumberMan: Youre so stupid! It's 602832118.505119453924914675767918!
Bystander: YOU STUPID SON OF A CALCULATOR!!!
IceMan: *freezing people* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *continues to cackle like a chicken*
ColorMan: *scaring children* Wanna see a balloon trick? *ties up a balloon*
Kid: Kitty?
ColorMan: No, it's your heart being ripped out of your chest by a killer!
Kid: *cries extremely loudly*
ElecMan: This is so shocking! *watching a romance movie, and someone's dying in it*
Girl on movie: Randy! Why must you die?! We haven't even gotten hot and bothered! You haven't even stuck your ding-a-ling in my hole!
Randy: Well, Arabella... before I die, do you want me to?
Arabella: Oh, god yes!
ElecMan: *eyes widen, gets closer to the T.V.*  

[Saturn Ballad]

Shuryou: HAHAHAHA! The world belongs to Gospel! And this is the part where Hikari comes and ruins my plans... Where is he?
Lan: *at home playing Super Smash Brothers Melee* Falco pwns you, Chaud!
Chaud: Dammit, I'll never pick Kirby again.
Shuryou: Oh well. I'm gonna go get some ice cream!