What's the funniest thing you've seen/read/heard/etc?

[Bikki Kobayashi II]

Date Movie  

[sa-mi-ra]

I drew a tattoo on my boyfriends arm with a marker. It said I heart [badly drawn picture of a p***s].
of course he decided to sweat at night, and sleep on the wall side of the bed, so in the morning there were ejaculating penises all over the wall. : DDSdd I hope our landlord doesn't find out. : DDDDdddd  

[Extremist-Saint-Joey]

Deep thoughts by Jack handy. Don't quite know why i found it so funny. But I did sweatdrop