Baron von Turkeypants
Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor
que me gusta lo mejor
Las mujeres no me faltan,
ni el dinero ni el amor
ni el dinero ni el amor
Oh, well... if you REALLY want me to be in charge of something, I will happily accept. But I must warn you that I sometimes disappear for days at a time without notice. Which is why I rarely volunteer for these things. I come back from internet death and people are all like, "WTF, mate?"
But I'll do it if you're short on people.