THE STORY OF THE ELFZ?

[im teh gay man]

There was once a happy little elf. He died. Slowly. So his dad shot himself. And his mom ran off a clif. And his brother turned into a mutant frog thing that eats cookies. Then a dog found his brother and was eaten. And then Aerodiablo came and started fighting the frog and ACTUALLY WON. So now everyone is dead except the little elfs sister, Ms. omfgwtfhaxbbq. She went to the forest of happy-lollipops and learned to play drums. She then joined a band and died of drug overdose. Aerodiablo however went on and lived happyily ever after


Moral of the story? That mutant frogs gotta die.  

[Sour Explosion]

Good story.  

[im teh gay man]

Thank you, it has an immportent message incoded into it, which my great word-choice and literature skills can indicate with ease. ^.^  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Your story isn't plausible.

I chose the mutant frog thing in the poll, and therefore the mutant frog wouldn't lose as I never lose.  

[fictitiousCasualty]

Mutant frogs gotta die. It's part of the circle of life and death.

Not all elfs are little. Most are as tall as humans(unless they're santas elfs...No I'm talking about Wood,hill,sun,moon,and drow elfs.)

*Explodes*

boom...

 

[my dog ate my sanity]

Psh, naw. They're mutants. They'll never die.

... like Cockroaches. And Nancy.  

[Legend TK]

Paperclip!


XD You can't beat my randomness!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Oh, you say that now, but soon you shall know I can beat anything.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Even blueberries? O.O Impossible!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Improbable, yes. Impossible, no.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

O.O Wow...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Yup.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Allergies suck. So does the sun. I hate sunburns. Nyaaah! Too many PMs... >.<  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I'm surprised I didn't get a burn today. I was out at the beach for about 3 hours without sunscreen.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

I can go out on the beach for five minutes and get burned. I'm really that pale.