Why do Women have legs?

[primaI]

So they don't leave a trail like a snail!! Hahahahaha!!!  

[Condom Fairy]

i don't get it  

[primaI]

Think vaginal juices  

[Vexxed]

Condom Fairy

i don't get it

rofl


you not getting it is funnier than the actual joke  

[punkarama]

Ewwwww. So I went to see superbad today just for the hell of it ... and that joke totally reminded me of this one part. The fat kid was dancing with some drunk chick and she was grinding on his leg and got t**t blood all over his leg lol.  

[Condom Fairy]

Tommy the Cat

Think vaginal juices

yeah but.. it's not like we leak juices all the time, or atleast... i don't?

i'm starting to realize how sheltered i was as a child talk2hand  

[primaI]

lol, twatblood.  

[punkarama]

Condom Fairy

Tommy the Cat

Think vaginal juices

yeah but.. it's not like we leak juices all the time, or atleast... i don't?

i'm starting to realize how sheltered i was as a child talk2hand

We learn that s**t in fourth grade hear.  

[Condom Fairy]

punkarama

Condom Fairy

Tommy the Cat

Think vaginal juices

yeah but.. it's not like we leak juices all the time, or atleast... i don't?

i'm starting to realize how sheltered i was as a child talk2hand

We learn that s**t in fourth grade hear.

in fourth grade they opted to show us the video where uncle johnny touches little timmy in inappropriate places "uncle johnny... why did you just touch my p***s?"

periods and hard ons were 5th and 6th grade  

[primaI]

In year 4 (must of been 8-9 years old) we covered the very basics - and for the longest time I didn't believe it! Then in year 6 we went into more depth, but I got kicked out the class for laughing - which probably explains my erectile disfunctions now. Then in year 11 we where all put in a room and taught about condoms and STDs. Didn't learn very much because we decided to have a condom fight.  

[punkarama]

Tommy the Cat

In year 4 (must of been 8-9 years old) we covered the very basics - and for the longest time I didn't believe it! Then in year 6 we went into more depth, but I got kicked out the class for laughing - which probably explains my erectile disfunctions now. Then in year 11 we where all put in a room and taught about condoms and STDs. Didn't learn very much because we decided to have a condom fight.

Wow we learned about condoms and STDs in the ninth grade ... maybe earlier.  

[Wall Mine]

When we learnt all that s**t,
I wanted to go with the boys and learn how to put a condom on a p***s toy.
Now I don't know how to do it.  

[[ Danger Woman ]]

In the fifth grade we were talking about STDs and stuff and I came from a small school where we were taught that all homosexuals got aids...

And I got in trouble because I asked how lesbians had sex and to them that wasn't an appropriate question. I didn't understand how lesbians had sex because they didn't have penises---a simple answer of "fake penises and fingers" would have answered my friggin question but I got detention instead.  

[Condom Fairy]

[ Danger Woman ]

In the fifth grade we were talking about STDs and stuff and I came from a small school where we were taught that all homosexuals got aids...

And I got in trouble because I asked how lesbians had sex and to them that wasn't an appropriate question. I didn't understand how lesbians had sex because they didn't have penises---a simple answer of "fake penises and fingers" would have answered my friggin question but I got detention instead.

the same thing happened to me! but i think it's cause i used the word "dikes" instead of lesbians  

[dtcomix]

so you can spred them!!!!!!!!!!! blaugh lol