Tuesday's Contest: Captions, you know you love them. ;D

[StrawBerryApple]

Caption Contest

Today's contest is a caption contest. Your job is to write captions for the picture shown below.
For reference, the image is from Fate/Stay Night. The gigantic-head one is Taiga "Tiger" Fujimura (the English teacher); the other is . . . facing away from the screen


Each member can submit up to two entries.
The contest will run from now (12 am EST) till 12 am EST on Wednesday.
But when you do decide to post them, you must post them using the code provided below, or your submission will not be judged.

[color=indigo][size=16]Submission[/color][/size]

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The winners will be determined by how funny and hilarious your captions are.
There will be five winners.
Since you can submit two captions, a single member can only win once.


Winners will recieve 200k each.



EDIT:
Both entries must be in the same post.
The finished post should look like this:

Quote:

Submission


Entries here.

 

[SilentRedemption]

<.< kewl.  

[Coquilles]

Dance with me below crystal knives...

Were not allowed to edit them after we post them are we?

...We'll dance in fear of our own lives.

 

[Bag3l in a Box]

Call me Bag3l.

Interesting! O:
I shall do my best. x3

 

[StrawBerryApple]

. M i d n i g h t .

Dance with me below crystal knives...

Were not allowed to edit them after we post them are we?

...We'll dance in fear of our own lives.

Have you ever noticed,
That I’m not acting as I used to do before?
Have you ever wondered,
Why I always keep on coming back for more?

I can't stop people from editing their posts. xD

What have you done to me,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure.

 

[Oh Snap its Kaitlin]

I'll try my best. 3nodding  

[Indulge [In Words]]

O:
Does it have to be
based around that show?
*clueless to what its about*

 

[SilentRedemption]

>.< i shall try maybe i will have luck this time  

[dizzcxnt]

I'm definitely doing this. xd  

[iCrayon]

*racks brain for jokes*

...I've got nothing.

 

[StrawBerryApple]

Indulge [In Words]

O:
Does it have to be
based around that show?
*clueless to what its about*

Have you ever noticed,
That I’m not acting as I used to do before?
Have you ever wondered,
Why I always keep on coming back for more?

Nope. It doesn't have to be about the show.
You just have to write a little something that the characters could be saying, or that a narrator could be saying that would make the screenshot funny.

What have you done to me,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure,
I’ll never be the same I'll tell you for sure.

 

[Coquilles]

Oh okay good then x3

Hmm I think your coding is messed up o___o

Edit:
Submission
Taiga: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!
Other: A-actually Second Cup sounded fine. sweatdrop

Submission

Kid: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
Taiga: NOO! You'll pay for that! D< CRUCIO!
Kid: o___o;;

Yay it works xD <333  

[`wall flower]

This'll be hard since I'm so lame. >___>;

 

[x3 thisismysn x3]

Even though I can't necessarily win, I still want to do this one. ninja  

[zomgwhee]

~*~*~*~*~*z-whee says~*~*~*~*~*

i'll somehow screw it up somehow rolleyes

~*~*~*~*~*z-whee has spoken~*~*~*~*~*