Funny names we give to our body parts

[Noxness]

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

(I can't remember if there is already a topic like this floating around)

So. When I was a wee young lass, and my mother was still helping me go to the bathroom, she used to call my coot a "muffin".
These days I call it that occasionally, but usually its vuh-jay-jay, cooter, pooter, poonan. I also tend to call my breasts my "toits" (toyt).
I call my fiance's p***s a peep (you can thank Scrubs for that).

Also.. the armgina: the armpit when your arm is down, or close to your side looks like a vuh-jj.
What do you call your parts?

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[Rathmanian]

I call my p***s, "The Ultimate Dark Master of Doom".
3nodding
...Thats about it.
> 3 <

 

[Moonlight_Bella]

I call my hubby's wee-wee a "tail".

xD

And my down and yonder is his "treasure box". Ho, ho.

D;  

[Noxness]

Moonlight_Bella

I call my hubby's wee-wee a "tail".
xD
And my down and yonder is his "treasure box". Ho, ho.
D;

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Bella.. I am rofling at the simple fact that you said "wee-wee". How old do I feel right now? 5.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[Moonlight_Bella]

Noxness

Moonlight_Bella

I call my hubby's wee-wee a "tail".
xD
And my down and yonder is his "treasure box". Ho, ho.
D;

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Bella.. I am rofling at the simple fact that you said "wee-wee". How old do I feel right now? 5.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

Lol. Well what? wee-wee, pee-pee = p***s! <3  

[Skarlis]

My mom used to call my brother's p***s a "ting ting" and my v****a a "toong toong."

In 8th grade, I coined the term "magic box" for the boob area.

I once called a p***s "Prince Ali." You all should know why.

Relax...

 

[Moonlight_Bella]

Skarlis

My mom used to call my brother's p***s a "ting ting" and my v****a a "toong toong."

In 8th grade, I coined the term "magic box" for the boob area.

I once called a p***s "Prince Ali." You all should know why.

Relax...

rofl That's priceless.  

[Cherry Choo]

LAWL @ the responses.

-applauds-

The prize for the most inventive names for the down below parts I've heard are:

"The strawberry muffin cake"

and

"The piss pump".

 

[Moonlight_Bella]

XD The piss pump..oh my.

Oh, and Nor also named my boobies.

"Cupcake" and "muffin".

Nox: I can tell, this will become a very popular thread <3

 

[Skarlis]

Moonlight_Bella

XD The piss pump..oh my.

Oh, and Nor also named my boobies.

"Cupcake" and "muffin".

Nox: I can tell, this will become a very popular thread <3

PTF's contest thread makes sense now. O:

Relax...

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Aha me and one of my friends from High School started calling our boobs "nubs" because we both had small boobies. XD It caught on with a friend I used to chat with on MySpace, he always called my boobs nubs, too.

I had a friend I used to talk to long ago and he named his p***s "Godzilla" and named my vag.. not telling you what though. >_<

Oh, and I like using the word "chesticles" or "breastesses." It made me really happy in June when I saw Thornely play live in my town and they used "chesticles" in a sentence. That pretty much makes it an official word. whee

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Dictator STD]

er...
I name them in portuguese... so, I'll translate them for you
The V: Mah special, lil'gina. froggie (yeah go figure, this was when I was a kid), punnany, Super-V, Vendetta

mah buddies: Lucky & Charms (I lie btw), 1 & 2, lil'bbies... my ex had a lot of names for them though, I just don't use it u.u"  

[Noxness]

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Oh I also forgot: Pink taco.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[Skarlis]

Noxness

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Oh I also forgot: Pink taco.

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

Oh, that reminded me of a reference my bf made with tacos...at Comic-Con, I was on my period the whole time, and he said he ate a taco on the day he didn't go...so I asked him if it had any red salsa on it.

Now we refer to my period as the taco with red salsa.

*TMITMITMITMITMI*

Relax...