So I just hit myself in the head with my phone...

[[Minako]]

So give me something to
believe...
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The title is pretty self-explanatory. You see, my mom just called and I went to pick up my phone. It was on a table, so I had to lean over. When I quickly went to put it to my ear I smacked it just above my right eye. @_x It hurt so badly I literally yelped in the phone. My mom was all freaked out. xD;

So, what stupid things have you ever done to self mutilate hurt yourself?
(I checked the first three pages and there wasn't a topic like this, though I'm pretty sure it's a repeat cause I suck like that...I apologize. ;D)


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Cause I am living just to
breathe...

 

[MARGAR3T]

Lol. I did the same the other day but with my remote...I was throwing it up when I was laying down and it hit like right below my throat.  

[[Minako]]

MARGAR3T

Lol. I did the same the other day but with my remote...I was throwing it up when I was laying down and it hit like right below my throat.

So give me something to
believe...
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Oww. ><;

I had an incident with a remote once when I was younger...I was tossing it around and it hit my teeth. Luckily none fell out. xD

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Cause I am living just to
breathe...

 

[TehElleN]

I've hit myself pleanty of times with quite a variety of things....
phones and remotes included.... lol..

and I once bit on a chopstick too hard while eating... that my loose tooth fell out O.O
it was painful... -__- ;  

[LoWFaTCReaMPuFF]

Eh, it happens.

Yesterday i hit the side of my eye with the end of the car door. I hurt lyk s**t! Dx Now i have this scar right beside my eye and it hurts every time i blink. :l

 

[D_ROW42]

The other week i was grilling some burgers for the first time and i tried lifting the lid too fast so it fell back down and hit my arm stressed  

[Lady Dionish]

In third-grade P.E., we were playing with scooters. I fell...on my front tooth. It ended up chipping half of it off. Now you can see a triangle-shaped filler-thing in my smile!

The dentist says when I'm around 18 I can get a crown on it, but until then, I'll just have to "grin and bear it"! lol i crack myself up! rofl  

[I Chelsea I]

just now!lol I was wiping the floor, and a cabinet was right below my head so I was looking at the flor and walked over; not knowing the cabinet was there.. and BAM! right on my forehead...lol O_O xp

 

[Liquid Muffin]

I poked myself in the eye with my glasses and when I woke up the next morning [I poked myself at night] apparently the layer that protects your eye had been ripped off. oO So it had to grow back. D:
My eye stung for a loooong time.

[Vote For Me in the AvA?]

 

[[Lena E.]]

One time I opened the cabinet on the wrong side in my kitchen and I wasn't watching and I pulled really really really hard and I hit myself it the fact. I thought I broke my nose. sad

Also I tend to walk into walls while not looking.  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Umm.. I've hit myself in the head with the barrel of a .22 rifle. Haha, I used to be in Air Cadets and I was learning the drill for the Remembrance Day ceremony at the park and instead of bringing it up and leaning it on my shoulder it fell ad hit me in the side of my head. XD

That rifle drill stuff was brutal, even if you did it correctly it was hard on the shoulders and for how long you have to stand there in the freezing cold your hands and toes ended up numb (so you almost drop the gun) and you ache from trying to hold your position. Laaammmeeee.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[`Tahirah]

I've whacked myself in the head and/or shin many a time with my tennis racket after completely a swing or during a serve.

;P  

[Duchess Dill]

I hit my head all the time on my bed. It's a high bed :3
I've also poked my eye before. Don't know how I managed it.

 

[Aquarian Mage]

I am clumsy by nature.
Yesterday I went to visit a college with my friends and I walked into the doors... xD
Then I fanned myself with a packet of papers (its so hot lately!) and hit myself in the eye.
But my friend tripped outta' the cafeteria so I feel better... hehheh... oh man...

But I constantly am off a couple inches (sometimes more) and walk into walls... arg!  

[[Minako]]

So give me something to
believe...
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*cringes at other people's stories* D;

@ Liquid Muffin: Oh my god, that must have hurt so bad!!! X_X

I have a little bruise above my eye now by the way. *pokes it* :'D

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Cause I am living just to
breathe...