So, for the event of this guild's badassedness-ery-doo, we're going to have this thread for you new guys to introduce yourselves. There are no guidelines; say anything you want. Give us your hair color, favorite foods, likes, dislikes, mental disorders, birth marks, favorite videogames (no, they don't have to be Nintendo).
If you are a new member, I highly recommend posting here. As you've seen in the guide in the main forum, the Spam Can is one of our landmarks, and the most frequently used thread in this guild. New members should hang out there and get to know everybody. Most of us are very friendly. Some of us will violate you. 3 of us are normal. No, I'm not normal.
So, as they say in Viewtiful Joe:
JUST GO FOR IT!
(That means post here!!)
I've edited this post to make the guild feel a little newer and coincide with Fish's changes, correct old grammar mistakes, make new grammar mistakes, and, uh, I don't know.
If you're the kind of person who decided this post was too long and just skipped to this last line, I'm saying this thread is for you to introduce yourself, so do it.
