I r smrt

[`Tahirah]

So. I was playing "fake angry" at mah fiance and refused to give him a kiss while I was sitting at the computer. (He wouldn't let me leave his room - I had been trying to push past him, but being in socks, I only kept sliding backwards until he finally picked me up rather violently [right between the legs with one arm. >.o] and I protested, hit him in the back, and stamped off to my room) He kept switching to the other side of my face as I was "ducking and weaving" to avoid him. ...I also had my hands over my mouth so he couldn't steal one.

Silly me, I had an open, empty Jone Soda bottle sitting next to my keyboard. No, it didn't fall over and break. What it did do was not jump out of the way, like a good little glass bottle, when it slipped underneath my glasses frames and jabbed me in the eye.

I'm going to proclaim domestic abuse if it bruises.

...Not really, though. My boy's sweet and would never.

My eyeball hurts.

>>

Dun care if it's a repeat topic. I'm allowed to, damnit.  

[Rathmanian]

D:
Who would pass up free kisses?
> 3 <
-hasn't had a real kiss-
Poo...

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Neko: It's just a game some couples like to sometimes play on each other, get the other one trying really hard to get one and such. It's just being silly, and you make up for it later. =P Or that's generally how it goes.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[`Tahirah]

I r still refusing to kiss him.

'Cause my crotch hurts from where he picked me up, as well as my eye hurting.

He's all sad now.

;P  

[Rathmanian]

XD
I know... I'm a teenage boy though.
XD;;
I'd prolly break my own leg to make out with a hot girl.
;3
Cause I'm a stud like that.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

`Tahirah

I r still refusing to kiss him.

'Cause my crotch hurts from where he picked me up, as well as my eye hurting.

He's all sad now.

;P

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Lawl. Poor Tah.<3

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Norayr]

I have my fair share of stupidity.
ninja

Nothing to the crotch of the person though. That's just… wow, and he really lifted you with one arm from your crotch!?

… I doubt I'd be able to do that and I pump iron. Hm. Interesting.

I'd send you an IM now, but I don't see you on AIM, so it's back to my studying.

And, Tah, you know you've got your dern seniority in the guild, so this thread is a-okay with me, buddy.
<3 heart. heart. heart.

Hope your eye and crotch feels better too.


Oh and… I think it's time you give the muffin man that kiss he's been wanting!  

[Lady Chu Monster]

Aww cry I agree with s4mgir1v3rsi0n.

I do that all the time with my boyfriend [been dating over a year, we do it all the time xP]

Ilike pretending I'm sad so he'll try to make meh happy.. then I just do that same thing you do when he tries to kiss me. But usually he ends up tickling me and I hit my head on chairs. >_@;;


Jones FTW.

 

[NinJanitor]

Lol, me & my s.o. are both super-clumsy ~ what happened to you is a daily event in our home rofl heart  

[StrawBerryApple]

; O;
Tah, I hope your eye gets better.

And that's so awesome of you to not let him kiss you. whee  

[Skarlis]

It's so cute when a guy tries to kiss his girl and she refuses ;o;
I dunno why, it just is.

You need to show that soda a lesson or two! D:<  

[Helium Voice]

I lol'd at the title.
Especially because the topic's made by 'Tah. xD  

[Pailzor]

rofl
You's teh silleh, Tah. heart

*pounces* whee 4laugh heart  

[Hildr]

Alan picked me up like that once. . .
That was when we lived in this nasty apartment complex that you could hear whenever the neighbors decided to freakin` breath.

He started tickling me and such, so I screamed. Really loud. The neighbors thought he was raping me or something. . .

Bad luck about the bottle though. I`ve never had one of those stab me in the eye, but I did have one try to choke me though. Damned thing.

 

[`Tahirah]

Norayr

I have my fair share of stupidity.
ninja

Nothing to the crotch of the person though. That's just… wow, and he really lifted you with one arm from your crotch!?

… I doubt I'd be able to do that and I pump iron. Hm. Interesting.

I'd send you an IM now, but I don't see you on AIM, so it's back to my studying.

And, Tah, you know you've got your dern seniority in the guild, so this thread is a-okay with me, buddy.
<3 heart. heart. heart.

Hope your eye and crotch feels better too.


Oh and… I think it's time you give the muffin man that kiss he's been wanting!

Well, no, it wasn't just with one arm. His other hand was on my shoulder, or under my armpit or something. Either way, it wasn't comfortable. ;P

Lawl. I <3 you guys.