church every sunday *twitch* :(

[kanpach_zaraki]

I have to go to ******** church every ******** sunday because my ******** stepmom is a catholic. My dad doesnt support my decsision and they are apparently going to try to convert me sad . It sucks monkey balls because the only one I could ever talk to about the horrible-ness of church was my girlfriend but we broke up last month..... NO ONE I KNOW IS AN ATHEIST,
and I have to go to ******** church every sunday, and on top of that its 4 HOURS.

Discuss:
If you go to church
HELP ME KEEP MY SANITY
4 HOURS?
monkey ballz.  

[Levis Pennae]

If I were forced to go to church for that amount of time I would just sit there playing a DS or gameboy.

Pokemon always sucks out any concept of time for me.

Do extra credit.

I never really tried to think about monkey balls, but I wonder if they are external or internal.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

write poetry

specifically about how death is your b***h lover

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

 

[kanpach_zaraki]

now that I think about it its more like from 9:00 to 11:30 so 2 and a half hours...

SMALL exsageration*

*I spelt that waaaaaaayyy wrong.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

exaggeration

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

 

[Xiporah]

Sing the princess power song.

"Princess Power Suck on my balls. Princess Power Suck on my balls. Princess Power Suck on my balls. is a Suck on my balls."

Or do the Spider Dance! My grandmother stopped taking me to church as a child when Igot up in front of her congregation and did the spider dance.

You stand up bowlegged. Now arch your arms up with your hands pointing down so they make a McDonalds logo. Now hop from foot to foot and bob your arms and head back and forth rapidly. Congratulations. You're dancing like a spider. You are also making anyone you are with feel like an idiot. Plus I'm sure it burns calories.

Or pretend to twiddle your nipples when you make eye contact with the priest.

 

[Baron von Turkeypants]

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

Xiporah

Or pretend to twiddle your nipples when you make eye contact with the priest.

I do this with every new person I meet.

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

 

[Levis Pennae]

I think it's more affective if you are a girl.  

[reverie0312]

I have to go every Sunday and Wednesday, totalling four hours a week, including church, Sunday school, youth group, and Senior Mentoring.

I chose "Yes, and I want to kill myself" in the poll. confused  

[reverie0312]

Levis Pennae

I think it's more affective if you are a girl.

Not if the priest is Catholic. lol  

[Levis Pennae]

eek I forgot about that eek

I wonder what religion Micheal Jackson is confused  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Levis Pennae

eek I forgot about that eek

I wonder what religion Micheal Jackson is confused

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

what does your name mean? levitating pasta?

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

 

[Levis Pennae]

No, it means "wings of light" in latin.  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

I prefer my interpretation.  

[Levis Pennae]

Wow man, wow