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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:10 pm
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I think it's an interesting idea, but we have a similar thread here: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=9791731
I'm gonna close this, but this idea should be pursued in there. Which I shall do.
EDIT: Actually, I changed my mind. We'll see where this thread goes. Well, here's my first song. It's a parody of Cabin in the Woods from Evil Dead musical. Except this one is "Mansion in the Woods."
Mansion in the Woods
[All] We're all members of STARS, And we're going really far, Flying high among the trees, Brad landed us with ease!
Our mission was so simple, To find the Bravo people, Investigate some murders, Zombie dogs came and they hurt us!
Brad ran took the helicopter, and ran away! We ran from all the danger and we thought that we'd be safe!
Mansion in the woods (oooh) A mansion in the woods (yeah) We're four STARS commandos, And we're stuck in an old abandoned, Mansion in the woods (oooh yeah!)
[Chris] All my friends are here, For the deadliest mission this year, Away from home and RPD, Lord have mercy on me!
[Jill] The ceiling fell so fast, But Barry saved my a**, My chances were so thin, And that's why I love him!
[Wesker] Led my team on this path, Onto their certain death, I will take T-Virus data, And betray my comrades later!
[Barry] The zombies kept me busy, And their smell made me dizzy, Outside I'll get some fresh air, But first I need to get there!
[Rebecca] These past couple of days, Have been such hell for me, I just barely escaped, Training facilty. I went into this mansion, To get some sleep, all safe,
[Wesker] The doors that will be rattling, Keep your rookie a** awake!
[All] Mansion in the woods (oooh) A mansion in the woods (yeah) We're four STARS commandos, And we're stuck in an old abandoned, Mansion in the woods (oooh yeah!)
[Chris] This mission will be my death!
[Jill] Hours of running will leave me out of breath!
[Barry] A night of terror,
[Wesker] Not to mention your sorrow,
[Rebecca] I really hope I'll live to see tomorrow!
[All] Listen to us now and make no mistake, We'd like to go back, but it's too late, We'll shoot, we'll boot, we'll pick up lots of loot, We'll even mix some chemicals and kill a giant root!
Mansion in the woods (oooh) A mansion in the woods (yeah) We're four STARS commandos, And we're stuck in an old abandoned, Mansion in the woods (oooh yeah!)
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:32 pm
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And here's another one:
"All The Men In My Life Keep Getting Killed By T-Virus Demons"
[Rebecca] All the men in my life keep getting killed by T-Virus demons!
[Chris] All the men in your life keep getting killed by T-Virus demons?
[Rebecca] First there was Edward, A really nice guy, Didn't do too much, But I didn't mind,
I was all set, To work with him, But before we could cooperate, Ed was killed by, Some T-Virus demons!
[Chris and Billy] T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons!
[Rebecca] Then there was Kenneth! Who I could count on! He and the Bravos went to the mansion! He met his fate, in the hallway! But he can't use his camera now, Cause Ken was killed by... A T-Virus demon!
[Chris and Billy] T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons!
[Rebecca] They say life is cruel! And I believe them! My spirit is bro-ho-ho-ken! Cause the men in my life Keep getting killed by T-Virus demons!
Why?
[Billy] I don't know!
[Chris] Becca, baby! I know is seems bad now. It always does, sugar bee. I mean, sure, Edward and Kenneth were killed by T-Virus demons, but that's only two men, isn't it? I mean there's no way ALL the men in out life could have been killed by T-Virus demons!
[Rebecca]
Oh yeah!?
It was night time! In the mansion! Traveling with my friend, Richard Aiken! All was well! And we were all safe! But when we reached the stairway to attic, Rick was killed by... A T-Virus demon!
[Chris and Billy] T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons! T-Virus demons!
[Rebecca] All my college boyfriend and my one night stands! My male coworkers and platonic gay friends!
[Forest] Hey!
[Rebecca] Every date I go on ends in zombie blood shed! And now that I've met you two guys I know you'll soon be dead!
[Chris and Billy] What the ******** say life is cruel! And I believe them! My spirit is bro-ho-ho-ken! Cause the men in my life Keep getting killed by T-Virus demons!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:48 pm
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Very nice. xd
Here's another parody of an Evil Dead song.
T-Virus Zombie
[Jill] Little did I know that day, When I put on my blue beret, That I'd walk into that door, And be greeted by undead galore!
[Zombie] My place was in the east extension, In the bathtub, I should mention, Asleep I was, in my own gore, But all that changed when you walked through that door!
[Jill] I didn't know where he would be!
[Zombie] But in the bathroom you met me!
[Jill] A stench so strong it had to be
[Zombie] Water soaked undead...
[Jill and Zombie] Zombie!
I have to ask myself this question once or twice! How our altercation could have ended nice? I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the skies, I'll as the whole wide world!
[Zombie] How did a T-Virus zombie meet such a pretty girl?
[Jill] How did a pretty girl meet a T-Virus zombie?
[Zombie] I could barely walk out of that bathtub, But your blue beret made me throb, My hunger took over me, I reached out for you ever slowly!
[Jill] How could I picture such a nightmare? Who cares about the mission, when you're right there? Our roles have changed, there was no doubt, It was in my best interests to knock you out!
[Zombie] For your warm flesh my hunger yearned!
[Jill] When I saw you my stomach turned!
[Zombie] A midnight snack, was not my fate
[Jill] You tried to bite me, but it was too late!
[Jill and Zombie] I have to ask myself this question once or twice! How our altercation could have ended nice? I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the skies, I'll as the whole wide world!
[Zombie] How did a T-Virus zombie meet such a pretty girl?
[Jill] How did a pretty girl meet a T-Virus zombie?
[Jill] Finding my friends, Is all I thought would be! But finding these horrible monsters, That makes my gut so queazy!
[Jill and Zombie] I have to ask myself this question once or twice! How our altercation could have ended nice? I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the skies, I'll as the whole wide world!
[Zombie] How did a T-Virus zombie meet such a pretty girl?
[Jill] How did a pretty girl meet a T-Virus zombie?
Blech...
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:45 pm
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Nice ones Bio...
Ok a little really short one half way through RE3, not based on anything... song in italics.
Jill: A helicopter, I have to get down into the courtyard! *runs down*
Jill: We're, getting out of here, it's gonna be just in time, We're, getting out of here, everthings gonna be fine, I've fought off all those zombies now I'm covered in guts and grime, We're, getting out of here, it's gonna be just in time.
Jill: Down here!
Jill: I've spent too long running round this city, I've survived fires and tram crashes, all which made me giddy, It's finally over, it's very safe to assume, Unless the copter for some unknown reason, decides to go boom.
*boom* Jill: No! Nemesis: STAAARRRRRRSS!!!
Jill: I'm not, getting out of here, the Nemesis is gonna kill me, I'm not, getting out of here, I think we can all aggree, I have almost no chance against it, with a grenade launcher you see, I'm not, getting out of here, the Nemesis is gonna kill me.
Carlos: Jill!
...and so on and so forth.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:23 pm
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This one is 'Lame man' by Alfred Ashford.
Alfred: Yeah....
You find me aggressive, I find you aggressive for finding me aggressive. Hence, you've stepped over the line of my defenses, which were quiet expensive, and it threw me away from my senses, now I've gotta sit around the otherside of these monitors on these benches, reading over the census, when I know these two who are prone to puking are so god damn sensitive. They're so god damn censoris, well I can't stand for this, which is why I'm sitting down thinking about all of this when I know that my sis won't stand for this neither. I used to think of Umbrella at the beater, the mac daddy shiz master of the weed dealers who specialized in these diseases and now they don't even see that I need some more help when I'ma dealin' with what seems to be some geek and a ugly a** b***h that reminds me of kathy, but that's someting else, I'll stick her in a test tube or put her head on a shelf and maybe deal with it-- Hell, I killed Rodriguez, Rod-ri-guez, and how Ironic, that they think I'm the bad guy, man of the night, the red bubonic...
Cuz I ain't got no plagues! Or, I'm insane... Z-guys, should eat you, Why, I'm lame is... Oh my god I'm lame! I'm lame, I'm not meant to be lame but according to wesker and the refield dame I totally am a... *Voice drops* Lame Man
Now in the files it says 'Thou shall not mix those things, or they'll melt away the fangs, of the creature that you created in that anti-sexual tube, unless of course you make the creature dead, then all you gotta do is apply to it's skin, just so long as you extract the head, then it becomes an asexual pred, which isn't as bad, as long it doesn't grow another head and start raping things that are already dead. But to you more sciency peoples, that--' The rest can't be read, because of the common occurence of blood on the dread of which is that note I just read. Of course nobody really reads this junk, just the dumb stuff that they see turns their brains to junk, and by use of metaphors and idioms, they're already zombie funk, which makes it easier to control them and enroll them in our facilities as such, and then they get ahead and get transformed and disected and shet, and now I gotta ask Alexia.
Alfred: Alexia? Alexia: yeh Alfred: Is it wrong to think of these insects as people Alexia: yeh Alfred: But I'm not done, you see that's when I use them and then They end up experimented on and used up and thrown out like used napkins and-- *Knock Knock* Oh crap, it's the two of them, now I gotta shoot them to keep 'em from coming in and seeing my beutiful sister and-- What's that, oh shet, It's me, what the hells goin on here and now I see, my sister is just me, Alexy is just frozen away and--
*At this point, steve shoots him, so he's cut off.*
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:22 pm
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Here I bring "Welcome to the City". xd
Jill ('cause she's the only one who can match Axl Rose's voice xd ): Welcome to the city! We've got guns and brains! We've got everything you want, All in a video game! I am a person that must find, A way out of this place! Brad was caught by the Nemesis, And stabbed just below the face!
In the city, Welcome to the city! Watch it bite you in the n-n-n-n-n-n-neck, neck! It'll take you through heck!
Welcome to the city! Surviving day by day! If you come here you're gonna die, But it's the price you pay! And I'm a very sexy girl, That's very hard to please! You can eat some meat that's fresh, But you're gonna get shot by me!
In the city, Welcome to the city! Feel my, my, my aim that's keen! I, I wanna stop the screams!
Welcome to the city, It gets worse here everyday! You learn to live like a gunslinger, In the city where we stay! If you've got a hunger for flesh, you see, You'll zombify eventually! You can eat anything you want, But it better not be flesh from me!
In the city, Welcome to the city! Feel my, my, my aim that's keen! I, I wanna stop the screams!''
And when you hear, a missile, Getting closer and closer, get out of there quick, yeah!
You know where you are? You're in the city, baby! You're gonna... die! In the city, Welcome to the city! Watch it bite you in the n-n-n-n-n-n-neck, neck! In the city, Welcome to the city! Feel my, my, my aim that's keen! In the city, Welcome to the city! Watch it bite you in the n-n-n-n-n-n-neck, neck! In the city, Welcome to the city! Watch it bite you in the, It's gonna blow you up! Ha!
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:56 pm
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This one is 'Stupified again' By Leon S. Kennedy.
Leon: Yeah, takeing down another disturbing creation from the minds of one sick corporation that can't tell the difference, and they've been continually stupified.
I've been waiting my whole life for just a little LUCK! When I thought I'd earn my first BUCK! I ended up totally getting <******** around, there's a zombie who's been stupified again.
I've been waiting my whole life for just a little LUCK! When I thought I'd earn my first BUCK! I ended up totally getting <******** around, there's a zombie who's been stupified again.
Oh Why, does Ada play around with, my, narrow scope of mentality. I, think it's all just stupid and there's another zombie, breaking down now.. Oh Why, does Ada play around with, my, narrow scope of mentality. I, think it's all just stupid and there's another zombie, breaking down now..
Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified! It's all the same to me, livin' with it all the time!!!! Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified!
All the zombies in the right hall... SHOT! All the monsters in the left hall... FOUGHT! And all the creatures in the underground... CAUGHT! Dammit, I forgot the rest I'm stupified again.. There are still monsters on the catwalks... NOT! All the ammo in the store's been... BOUGHT!! I heard something attack ben and... WHAT!? I turn around, he's dead, and I'm stupified again...
Oh Why, does Ada play around with, my, narrow scope of mentality. I, think it's all just stupid and there's another zombie, breaking down now.. Oh Why, does Ada play around with, my, narrow scope of mentality. I, think it's all just stupid and there's another zombie, breaking down now..
Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified! It's all the same to me, livin' with it all the time!!!! Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified!
*Suddenly the opening spaniard song starts playing*
AND DON'T LIE TO ME!! OH NAY!!, NO DENYING ME!! There's no need for that way... Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified! It's all the same to me, livin' with it all the time!!!! Ya See, but I don't Get it! Dont'cha think, maybe I'd wanna go regret it? Unfortunatly, I think I just went and forget 'et? I've been stupified! I've been stupified!
Look in his face, stare at his dome, He begins to putrify. BLECH!! Look in his face, stare at his dome, He begins to putrify. BLECH!! Look in his face, stare at his dome, He begins to putrify. BLECH!! Look in his face, stare at his dome, He begins to putrify. BLECH!! Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome Look in his face, stare at his dome I've already been stupified! ALRIGHT!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:03 pm
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Got another. "Shoot It", taken from "Whip It". razz
"Shoot that gun!
Give the trig' a push!
Step on a head!
Break somebody's neck!
A-when a problem comes along, you must shoot it! Before your head is so long gone, you must shoot it! When somethin's goin' nuts, you must shoot it!
Now shoot it! Into pulp! Shoot it up! Get safe! Go forward! Shoot ahead! Bust its head open! It's not too late! To shoot it! In the face!!
When a bad guy comes around, you must shoot it! You will never make it out, unless you shoot it! Noone can go on, until they shoot it!
I say shoot it! 'Til it dies! I say shoot it! Stop its cries!
Shoot that gun!
Give the trig' a push!
Step on a head!
Break somebody's neck!
When a problem comes along, you must shoot it! Before your head is so long gone, you must shoot it! When somethin's goin' nuts, you must shoot it!
Now shoot it! Into pulp! Shoot it up! Get safe! Go forward! Shoot ahead! Bust its head open! It's not too late! To shoot it! Into pulp! Shoot it up! Get safe! Go forward! Shoot ahead! Bust its head open! It's not too late! To shoot it! In the face!!"
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:04 pm
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This is 'My Plan' By E-12. (Taken from 'My band' by D-12)
The three singers of this song will be Alfred ashford, Albert Wesker, Nikolai Ginovaf (Or however you spell it) and William Birkin.
Alfred: I dunno dude. I think you guys are all jealous and s**t because I came up with this great plan dude. And I think, you just can't accept the fact that I came up with it dude, and they need to take it up with me after we're done...
Because, You all think that I made a real lame plan. But you can't beat them and I know that you can't. But, hey you know I made this real cool plan. All because I know that we can win, we just can!
So I get out this cage right? It starts to fight, it walks up to the civi's and it's all like, awesome, maybe, I think it kills ladies, and more than likely it'll eat a few babies. And they're all like, 'Oh my god it kills! Rebecca oh my ******** it god it likes to kill! I swear to ******** god dude, this ******** sucks, please baby please , I don't want to fight it, so let's not' And by now, the rest of you guys could care less, especially when I drop my gun and start the paracelsus. All the civis start yelling, all the tough babes start throwing all their ammo and their explosives and weapons, but end up in graves. Because every single night claire picks a fight with me, and soon enough my sibling gets tight with me, but she's cool cuz she's still right beside me, dude, I just think she's gonna pull a knife on me... Next I saw that steve wanted to fight with me, dude, I think he really kinda just despises me because...
Because, You all think that I made a real lame plan. But you can't beat them and I know that you can't. But, hey you know I made this real cool plan. All because I know that we can win, we just can!
My plan My plan My plan My plan My plan My plan My Plaa-an-nnn... Bay-bay...
*The sounds of Wesker beating up Alfred for the mike is heard*
Wesker: You just wanna see me walk backward don't you? Hey man, how come we don't have a part, this sounds cool. I could smash up their vocals and make it quite a performance, but we're not listed, and you're doing it for us. You don't want us to help and should die, you're excluding myself and poor nikolai. What the hell is wrong with our weapons drawn? If we wanted too, we'd already have you gone. See, I know how to plan, it's simple but, I got caught off guard by that jill slut. So I got knocked on my back, suffered a dizzyness attack, and ended up as a total chimera snack.
Wesker: Look at Alf all thinking he's the s**t. Nikolai: Yeah I know man, but if he doesn't get his way then he throws a big fit. Wesker: Hey I thought we were going on the same helicopter as you? Alfred: No, I get a jet plane, and it's not for you two. Wesker: Man let's make a rounds check. Nikolai: Man I ain't making a round check, and his rounds shoot best! Hey you know what, I'ma say something. Hey, Yo Alf! Alfred: Are you gonna call me gay? Nikolai: No man. Wesker: Man I thought you were gonna go and kill him off, what's up? Nikolai: Man, I'll kill him when I feel like, dude shut up. And you weren't even gonna back me up. Wesker: He's a p***y, what was I supposed to do? Nikolai: Man I swear..
Because, You all think that I made a real lame plan. But you can't beat them and I know that you can't. But, hey you know I made this real cool plan. All because I know that we can win, we just can!
(I'll finish the rest later)
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:54 pm
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