The Gaol

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

ie, The Jail.

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

*whispering* I don't understand this place... it is... dark... and spooky... and full of stones and cobwebs...
And a skeleton...
I think his name is Steve...

Hello Stephen. How are... things going... today! How is your wife doing? What? I didn't mean anything by that... I was just curious how she was doing. Stephen... you are being very mean to me. I do not like it. If you do not stop, I will have to take a rib from your rib cage and give it to my pet rat Harriet.  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

And what are you doing skulking around these parts?

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

I believe I am lost. I was standing at a road, with the obvious exits leading North, East, and Dennis.

...
And then it all went downhill from there.  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

So I see ... I must have missed that sinkhole. Fortunately for you there are two ways out of this ubliette, so you have two choices; you can follow me back up to the surface and help me patch up that hole ...

Or I can give you a torch and a taser and you can explore the underground catacombs.

Your choice.

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

... You have a taser?
...
*backs slowly away*
I believe most adventures start with just a torch and... well... nothing. Maybe a knife? They usually find some rusty weapons on the ground...
...
Regardless, I totally want to explore the underground catacombs.... then I'll help you fix the hole.

*grabs torch and taser*
Any tips or warnings before I head out?  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

Yes; don't alter my polls without my permission.

*ZAP*

Now since that's cut a bit off your life ((I do still have my own taser, after all; you grabbed a spare)), you'll need to find something to help your health. There's some storages boxes about the place with medicinal packs, some boarded up places have some spare resorces or lead to other sections. Maybe you'll find weapons; maybe you won't. Depends how hard you look.

If you find my torture chamber, you've hit the jackpot. You're free to take what you like but of course too much gear will slow you down.

Be wary of any barrels; they contain an acidic solution. Avoid them at best, but then again you just never know when a barrel of acid will come in handy.

One last thing before you go:

Sometimes it is easier for us to see in the dark than it is in the light.

Good luck.

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

What do I see in the room I'm in? All I know right now is that there's a hole in the ceiling, and there's a skeleton over there.
What are the obvious exits?

...
And I want to take that skeleton's femur bone.
>Take rotting fleshy Femur

and
>Give femur to pet rat

then
>Take Cleaned femur

>Equip torch (left hand)
>Equip Cleaned femur (right hand)



Inventory:
1x Torch (Eq, LH)
1x Tazer
1x Cleaned femur (Eq, RH)
1x Cage with pet rat


(You can't say the poll didn't at least make you smile...)  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

((All right, it did. Bit of gold gathering, eh?))

Perhaps you better talk to the Skeleton; tell him off for being rude and not standing when someone enters the room.

((Good grief, a grid and all XD))

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

... But you're the dungeon keeper... person... just tell me what I see and my exits!!*end whiny voice*
Seriously, I've been looking forward to this all day, Marie!  

[ChainsawDooM]

*fidgets impatiently*  

[ChainsawDooM]

sad
I might end up falling asleep if you don't help me out, here.  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

Oy. *facepalm* Move Steve; he's sitting on the trap door.

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[ChainsawDooM]

...
>Drags Steve away.
>opens trap door.
>proceeds down (I'm skipping looking to save time... Don't be mean and make me die because I didn't look...)

What do I see?




Inventory:
1x Torch (Eq, LH)
1x Tazer
1x Cleaned femur (Eq, RH)
1x Cage with pet rat

((... Fear my minimap making skills. They shall never falter. Also, as you can tell, I'm not good at understanding subtle hints, even in normal conversation.
EX: (this happens often)
Parent:"Hey, the sink is getting kind of full with dishes"
Me:"Huh, I guess it is"
Parent:"... Do the dishes"
Me:"Oh... Oh, right... okay."))