I'm forced to go to church..what do you think?

[EauJolie]

How can I get out of conformation? I told my dad I didn't want to go and he just said I don't care.  

[Kiyrugoji]

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See, the high appreciation you have for the slightly more advanced stages of grammatic efficency seem to be proof that you're not in third grade.

In which case, you should realize that such a prank will be laughed at.  

[Tenth Speed Writer]

How mature.  

[IchiKatsu]

How about a more mature thing, place a gospel of the flying spaghetti monster in place of the bible on the pastor stand.  

[Tenth Speed Writer]

Still immature.

Pranking a church period is utterly childish. (Though the FSM gospel bit is rather amusing. Just don't make it a regular thing to do. It's extremely rude to the preacher and the other churchgoers.)  

[AnonymouZ]

I don't get the wheelchair joke... but if it's supposed to be a prank, why not?

As for the flying spaghetti monster gospel.... hahahahahahah do you think they would really notice the difference?

And tenth. You Yaweh-leg-humper, you.  

[Tenth Speed Writer]

Oh, you loveable barbarian. <3




Oh. OP: It's spelled pastor. :/  

[Napoleon_Danneskjold]

Kiyrugoji

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See, the high appreciation you have for the slightly more advanced stages of grammatic efficency seem to be proof that you're not in third grade.

In which case, you should realize that such a prank will be laughed at.

That's the point!

I commend you for your prank.  

[alpha male tayo]

EauJolie, I couldn't find a thing about come out from this dilemma. Here is a cheat to help out your quest....

Consider it as an entertaiment. Just like a movie. You see it, enjoy it, laugh at it, but you never believe it, because you know its just a made up. It makes you happier. You laugh at people silliness at heart.  

[Awensis]

umm batheist dosent mean you dont have to have accetanceor /tolerance and anyway its just church nothing bad will happen all that is being read out is just words so it dosent matter really.  

[-GS-Sailor Nemesis]

I don't understand what the earlier replies are talking about. I'm assuming she edited her post.  

[Kiyrugoji]

Her original post was how she was going to put a wheelchair behind the podium. Big WTF moment for me as well, I know.  

[Glamarama]

I used to just go along to please my mother. But once I got older and a bit more courage I just told her that I wasnt going, and that was that. I even got out of going on xmas day this year, which I am very surprised about. I only got a little bit of moaning from her. But if you dont wanna go, what're they gonna do? Drag you kicking & screaming?  

[arktehshadow]

fight for your right to non-conform!

-J  

[Ashalkin]

i dont know what you should do , but i feel it is wrong to shove religion in someone's face if they do not believe it. that's why im agnostic. i pick and choose things out of religions that i believe in. try telling him that it offends you somehow, or that you wish to explore other paths.