For those not in the know, Jack Chick is the American super-fundie who began publishing Chick Tracts in the '60s. Chick Tracts are commonly found in churches and handed out by people witnessing, much to the annoyance of everyone with a shred of decency. Generally considered controversial by leftist hippies, the lessons tend to focus around hell and punishment. Because God loves you, children.
Chick uses his impeccable logic...
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(Yarr! Tis' a seaworthy craft, but will we be able to fit the tyrannosaurus rex in it?)
Irrefutable knowledge...
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(The post scripts make it extra true!)
And strong people skills...
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(Lolz...it's just so...I can't even...just...just lolz)
...To bring to light the fact that non-Christians enjoy practicing witchcraft, often have demons and usually die of AIDS in under three months of contracting it. He regularly puts his two favorite teaching methods -fear and blatant lies- to good use while converting...because everyone knows that if you aren't christian, you're stupid and will believe anything. Right?
Everyones' Uncle Bob plays a regular part in Chick Tracts. Who wouldn't trust a face like that?
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By the end of each comic, he's usually reduced someone to a similar state as the one this poor girl is in: sobbing on the floor and begging an invisible man in the sky to forgive her for reading Harry Potter.
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That, or they're dead. Sometimes both.
As funny as Chick Tracts can be, they're also often very hard to read...it's pretty eye-opening (and really rather frightening) that people think like this, and will not only misrepresent the truth, but ignore it all together and replace it with their own to convince people they're right.
Chick Tracts can all be accessed here and here (with amusing reviews and much more!). Give 'em a look...which are most disturbing? Which made you laugh? Which top your list of 'stupidest things ever concocted by the mind of man'?
Chick uses his impeccable logic...
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktractlogic.jpg)
(Yarr! Tis' a seaworthy craft, but will we be able to fit the tyrannosaurus rex in it?)
Irrefutable knowledge...
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktrackknowledge2.gif)
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktractknowledge.gif)
(The post scripts make it extra true!)
And strong people skills...
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktractpeopleskills2.gif)
(Lolz...it's just so...I can't even...just...just lolz)
...To bring to light the fact that non-Christians enjoy practicing witchcraft, often have demons and usually die of AIDS in under three months of contracting it. He regularly puts his two favorite teaching methods -fear and blatant lies- to good use while converting...because everyone knows that if you aren't christian, you're stupid and will believe anything. Right?
Everyones' Uncle Bob plays a regular part in Chick Tracts. Who wouldn't trust a face like that?
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktractunclebob.jpg)
By the end of each comic, he's usually reduced someone to a similar state as the one this poor girl is in: sobbing on the floor and begging an invisible man in the sky to forgive her for reading Harry Potter.
![User Image](https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Harlequin-Lily/chicktractresult.gif)
That, or they're dead. Sometimes both.
As funny as Chick Tracts can be, they're also often very hard to read...it's pretty eye-opening (and really rather frightening) that people think like this, and will not only misrepresent the truth, but ignore it all together and replace it with their own to convince people they're right.
Chick Tracts can all be accessed here and here (with amusing reviews and much more!). Give 'em a look...which are most disturbing? Which made you laugh? Which top your list of 'stupidest things ever concocted by the mind of man'?