The reviews that Hawk left out

[Xahmen]

When I finished this book, I kissed my children good night and promptly tried to hang myself - Dean Koontz

I think Douglas Adams's explaination of that Galactric Drink that involved getting hit in the head with a brick wrapped in a lemon is the only appropriate way to describe this book... Except this is more of a partial-born abortion wrapped in the skin of a freshly husked baby cow bashing you in the genitals - Maddox

Bob Dole says that Bob Dole felt like taking a shower with lye and bleach after reading this book- Bob Dole

Actually it wasn't a bad read- Uwe Boll



(( I love you Hawk ))  

[Tak-Jak]

-giggles-

You both are silly.

I love you both.  

[BlackHawkGS]

And that is something Maddox would say xd

I'll have to butcher this one as well whenever I get the chance 3nodding  

[KirbyVictorious]

*WHOOSH*

I really wanna make one of these now.