So.. My friend bought a condom.

[Design Disasters]

My friends and I were at the mall. Then, we headed to the movies. When, we stopped for gas we all went in and got food. My friend Emily bought condoms as a joke.She couldn't buy a small one she had to get the biggest they had. The lady behind us in line was cracking up laughing. So I packed my food in my shirt. I look so fat. These 20 year olds were staring at me and I said "I'm not sneeking in food.. I have a tumor..." So we are at the movies watching Alvin And The Chipmunks and she puts it on the floor in the first row. These two girls go and snitch on us. So she grabbed it and put it in her pocket. We almost got kicked out of the movies. Whenever a song played during the movie we got up in front of the theater and danced.

I'm surprised the guy at the gas station let her.

Has anything like this happened to you?

xD  

[Lady Chu Monster]

O____o no I can't say I have.

xP why couldn't she buy a small one? If it's just a joke a small would have been funnier to find on the floor. XP  

[Fire Shadow of Fear]

thats funny  

[metalmariogc]

Don't get me wrong, I do see the humor in that, But this is one of the reasons I don't like being on Gaia. I am surrounded by minors.... eek  

[Hildr]

When my husband and I first started dating, our friend Chris bought a big a** box of condoms. He blew one up and tied it to my husband`s car`s antennae.

Alan couldn`t get it off, so he had to cut it off using a pocket knife.

And once, same friend and I went into a gas station with a shitload of quarters, and bought up the entire machine. I don`t know if you noticed, but the condom machines are like "click click click CRAANNNNNNK!"
Imagine that about forty times.

Later we blew them up and put watered down whipped cream in them and let them on doorsteps, cars, driveways, mailboxes, etc. etc. etc.
Chris insisted on watered-down whipped cream. He said it had to look legit.

 

[Moonlight_Bella]

You stuffed food in your shirt and said it was a tumor? =/

o.O No I can't recall anything like that happening..must have either had really bad luck, or simply brought it upon yourself. I think it was that second one. >.>;

 

[Alpha Mephistopheles]

uhh weird....condom any1?  

[C-C l y d e]

... Wow... You beat my craziness level. I remember when I was with my cousin and friend at the movies. We yelled yaoi at the crowd before we went to the bathroom some boy chased us so we ran to the girls bathroom. xD  

[_-Mitsubachi-_-Fujin-_]

Love comes in many forms. Mine comes in the form of a man named Bill

hmm let's see, we always sneek food into the theatre, I usually end up stuffing my purse with pop bottles, bags of candy, etc.

Umm, I went into the sex store for the first time about a week after my 18th birthday at the beginning of november this year and a friend of ours works there. So we're looking around, looked at uhh.. "toys" then at the videos, nearly died at the "bear" porn and milf stuff... ugh >.< so gross.
But anyways, saw this eatable chocolate, marshmellow, body butter and so i bought it with my gf next to me and our friend from school was like "uhh.. busy night tonight?" we kinda just laughed.. well we laughed a lot actually.

We have other funny stories.. though i don't know where to begin.

Tokio Hotel: Scream America/Canada. Coming out April 15th

 

[god of cereal]

no thats never happened to me...
except that time i hid in the canal and waited for people to pass.
when they all did i jumped out at them.
the next day i did the same but had toilet paper all over me.
then the next day i got arrested for it goes i was "disturbing the peace"
no i wasnt.
i was having fun  

[DumberDan]

Is it stoopid in here...

This is funny...how?

...or is it just me?

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I remember one of my friends coming home from an event with a paper bag full of different flavoured condoms. There was chocolate and there was banana.

I wanted to try those two. o.o Never got the chance though.  

[Admiral Dax]

nothing like that has ever happened to me. but i do find it SLIGHTLLY funny. not totally though  

[Twilight Scribe]

Eh... there was a used one on the stairs leading to my school once. And then rumors about someone finding one behind the computer in the Tech Ed class.

But the most ridiculous was when we went to the sewage treatment plant and everyone was fascinated by the fact that there was a condom floating in one of the drums. My friend and I were standing behind the group rolling our eyes and wondering how immature people could get. None the less, it was quite funny.  

[Siilentx]

lol ya..that's funny...

my friend(guy) took condoms and kept them in his pocket...
n showed it to my friend(girl) in the movies during a hangout...
my friend(girl) almost freaked out...XD