Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Well, this is like a thread where you make some kind of wish about Resident evil, then the next person contorts it into something vile and deranged. Lemme show you...

Person: I wish that there were more Resident Evil games.

Person 2: Granted, but now Resident evil is a religious fanbase where people actually make a real T-Virus, they infect the world, and the apocalypse happens.

Person 2: I wish that Wesker was my best friend.

Person 3: Granted, but it's just part of his job and in the end he kills you and escapes with your bank accounts.  

[Lisa Trevor]

I wish Wesker never killed Lisa Trevor  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Then Capcom would think up some really stupid reason why she survived and brought her back in RE5, making her mutate 4 times her size in three seconds.

I wish Capcom ended the series before RE4 came out.  

[Lisa Trevor]

Granted. But Leon get's his own spin off in which he is given virus powers that are more powerful than Wesker's. He also kills Wesker with one punch.

I wish that Barry stared in his own game.  

[NotteRequiem]

Granted. But then the game will flop and Capcom will get an entire new development team to re-vamp the entire series, cranking out game after game of absolute crap.

Oh wait...

anyway..

I wish that S.D. Perry would write more original RE Books.  

[Ivory Lie]

Done. but theres so many there It becomes another Re4 and thus makes you go insane along with so many other Re fans

I wish Rebecca was the star of her own game  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but she'd be killed within the opening cutscene.

I wish Ashley never existed.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted. But instead, Leon has to rescue the 18 year old Sherry who Capcom made just as annoying as Ashley.

I wish Wesker remained dead after RE1.  

[Ivory Lie]

Done. But then they give his super powers to either Steve or Leon. Take your pick

I wish That they'd kept Leon more like his Re2 self  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but Wesker would become the new Leon.

I wish Wesker was good.  

[Ivory Lie]

You got it...but he becomes so good the rest of the cast turns evil and kills him

I wish dead aim wasn't so much like an american action movie  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but it becomes an American comedy.

I wish...the Resident Evil games would go back to zombies.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Elliot Salem

Granted, but it becomes an American comedy.

I wish...the Resident Evil games would go back to zombies.

Granted, but the new Leon is gayer then before and the zombies are U|33|P 1337.

I wish that the movies were more like that games.  

[Resident_Kyo]

granted. Ron Jeremy in a skiiny red suit is starring as claire redfield, chris farrely will arise from the dead and star as Chris Redfield. chef from south park will be wesker and that stupid purple dinosaur barney will be barry.

i wish that ada actually shot and killed Leon back in RE2  

[Regicide Kaiser]

Granted, but Capcom would of gave Leon an emo lover in RE4, and her hair style would be like Leon's x.x

I wish Wesker never shot that Cerberus from killing Chris during the RE1 remake intro