The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[vegeta_ultimate999]

Ok so how this game works someone posts a question to start then every time someone posts after that they answer something totally random (as were all very good at anyway) and then ask a random stupid question. simple enough? even a braindead monkey could figure it out. so here goes...I hope for this to be a big thread since it evokes such randomniscosity and such xd  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

okay heres my starter question after this people post their answer then a new question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tottsie pop?  

[DuendeFire]

5,000,000,002 duh doesn't everyone know that?  

[Tuxedo Mask-8]

how many days do i have 2 live?  

[John Obake]

4 Kinda hopless huh?  

[Izzy Fizz]

Can birds fly?  

[DuendeFire]

no they jump around in the air..  

[DuendeFire]

will putting a HUGE ice cube in they ocean cure global warming??  

[candyisi]

no there'll be more water. then we'll all drown to death  

[Ragbank]

Can the government really control rainfall via cloud seeding from jet emissions?  

[lilgirlsmiling48]

no because then they'll be controlling the stars next.  

[water_spirit]

Why do birds suddenly appear? Crazy homicidal birds.. eek  

[lilgirlsmiling48]

because they can fly and you can't  

[Tuxedo Mask-8]

y is the sky blue?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

okay i may have not explained thouroughly enough heres how one would play this game:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

then after the first post the next person would answer and popst a question in the same post for the next person to answer and make another question...youve been doing it wrong