Mostly bad pickup lines.

[ChainsawDooM]

It's exactly what it says...

I like to laugh at pick-up lines. They are so ridiculous and I honestly can't believe anybody would ever think they would work.

And yes... a lot of them I find offensive as well... but still... they must be looked at humorously.

I'll start with a few of my favorites... as well as some common ones.

* Those clothes look good on you... But they'd look better on my floor.
* Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. (I always lol at this one...)
* What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
* So what haven't you been told tonight?
* What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
* Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
* If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
* This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a love machine!
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
* Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. (That one's actually not that bad...)
* Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
* Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex? (HA!)
* Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
* Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?  

[ChainsawDooM]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
These pickup lines scream nerd... very, very loudly...


*Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3. (AHAHAHAAA!)
*Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
*You -will- go home with me tonight. (Wave hand)
*Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting? (LOL!... also stare )
* I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
* Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? (... that's actually kind of good...)
* If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
* Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.  

[Marie-Cris]

heart ... Autumn leaves fall and are swept out of sight ...

O_o

You're right, the rose one isn't that bad.

... So are the memories of love that we knew ... heart

 

[Hazumu-san]

My mind is spinning at how bad some of those are. rolleyes
If any guy came up to me and said one of those, I would have either got up and left or slapped the guy silly.  

[Alphagirl]

Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line?

If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful.

(Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost)  

[ChainsawDooM]

Alphagirl

Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line?

If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful.

(Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost)

*GASP*
A *channer? In my Watumelon Gang? It's more likely than you think.  

[Alphagirl]

ChainsawDooM

Alphagirl

Bah! You want a nerdy pick-up line?

If you were a 39th-level Magic User, with the ability morph, engaged in one-on-one combat with Alfracadar, King of the Orcs, I wouldn't suggest rolling to change to a more fearsome shape – but rather dazzling him with your natural beauty, which is plentiful.

(Repost from /tg/, which was in turn a repost)

*GASP*
A *channer? In my Watumelon Gang? It's more likely than you think.

Takes one to know one wink  

[ChainsawDooM]

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[LittleTnCo]

Haha. Totally awesome dialogue. Now that's entertainment folks. Too bad it ended up in the Graveyard.