The Potato Army

[rekrapgnik]

The Potato Army is invading and we need recruits.

Will you join the resistence?  

[rekrapgnik]

I am commandor Rek.

Here are the recruits:  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Sorry. I've already been recruited by the potatoes.  

[Legend TK]

I'm a parsnip! I hate all you potatoes!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Well at least you're not a turnip.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

I don't like turnips... they scare me... O.O
*Still a parsnip*  

[my dog ate my sanity]

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not, and 10 being lotslotslotslotslotslotslotslotslotslotslotslots, how much do you hate turnips and potatoes.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Well... Turnips are a 10, and Potatoes... I'd say 5. Yeah.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Ah, good reasoning.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Potatoes stole the Parsnip's role. Turnips... are just evil.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Indeed.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Crackers is a dork... but she's my dork. ^^ I claim her as my own.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

As long as she doesn't mind.  

[AzureSkiTTleZ]

I!!!!!!..... Am an apple... THESE... Potatoes.... HAVE STOLEN MY FRENCH NAME! And as such.... MUST BE STOPPED! I will join your resistance... FOR JUSTICE!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

They haven't really stolen it so much as adapted it.