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[Legend TK]

*Eerie voice from nowhere* Eat too many brownies today?
*I nod*
Feeling a bit paranoid?
*Nod again*
Why do you get paranoid?
Because I like papayananas!

*Annoying voice* Have a new papayanana! Papayananas are a cross between papayas and bananas!

We are not responsible for you being poisoned by eating our papayananas.

Looking for test subjects... raise your hand if you'll be one. ^^  

[my dog ate my sanity]

I voluntell Kurine for the job!  

[Legend TK]

Kurine? Where is Kurine?  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Maybe dead. It's hard to tell.  

[Legend TK]

Darn it! >< I need a few willing volunteers!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Now those'll be hard to find.  

[Legend TK]

Hmm... are you saying I should use force? Hehehe... twisted  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Maybe just a bit.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Eh... I had to many near-sued-experiences with those... XP I think it's time to stop... don't want anyone killed... Unless you have an enemy. Then yeah, I give them some... without the antidote (that still tastes bad. XD)  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Give it to them with the antidote, but don't tell them that it's an antidote. That way you're not liable.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

But... what do I tell them it is? O.O  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Just say "here, you need to drink this after". And then after they start feeling the effects of the papayanana, they won't trust you, and will think the antidote is a trap as well.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Sweet! I get to kill people!
Wait... I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! T.T  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Give it to them with the antidote, but don't tell them that it's an antidote. That way you're not liable.  

[xxIBeKittyxx]

Oh... Ok... twisted