Atheist soldier files lawsuit against army

[Zambimaru]

Link Finally theirs an atheist soldier brave enough to speak out against discrimination in the Army.  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

My first thought after reading this was "thank god!" That expression always makes me giggle when I say it, since I don't believe in one. XDD But seriously, it's about damned time.  

[Faeletti]

Hell yes!  

[Orson Welles]

Thank the nonexistent lord! whee  

[CaprinaePsi]

All praise Google!

Praise be to IPU!  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

CaprinaePsi

All praise Google!

Praise be to IPU!

Excuse me, you are praising the wrong nonexistent atheist deity. The FSM is where it's at! wink


Actually an IPU sounds pretty cool too, but I can eat my deity with garlic bread and perhaps some wine... razz  

[CaprinaePsi]

Daffodil the Destroyer

CaprinaePsi

All praise Google!

Praise be to IPU!

Excuse me, you are praising the wrong nonexistent atheist deity. The FSM is where it's at! wink


Actually an IPU sounds pretty cool too, but I can eat my deity with garlic bread and perhaps some wine... razz

No! Do not put your nonfaith in the FSM! The FSM is just the Purple Oyster in disguise! Do not let yourself be fooled into following the Purple Oyster! Put your trust in the magnificent Invisible Pink Unicorn!

Or, have nonfaith in Google.

Either way, if you go with the FSM, you're just pushing the idea that the GODDESS is a sexless food item. Do you REALLY want to do that?  

[Koravin]

CaprinaePsi

Daffodil the Destroyer

CaprinaePsi

All praise Google!

Praise be to IPU!

Excuse me, you are praising the wrong nonexistent atheist deity. The FSM is where it's at! wink


Actually an IPU sounds pretty cool too, but I can eat my deity with garlic bread and perhaps some wine... razz

No! Do not put your nonfaith in the FSM! The FSM is just the Purple Oyster in disguise! Do not let yourself be fooled into following the Purple Oyster! Put your trust in the magnificent Invisible Pink Unicorn!

Or, have nonfaith in Google.

Either way, if you go with the FSM, you're just pushing the idea that the GODDESS is a sexless food item. Do you REALLY want to do that?

Pastafarians care about the environment, that's why we take up piracy. We are morally superior to the followers of IPU and Google, and even the followers of Chewbacca. FSM ftw!  

[Aaron Lee Morrison]

Avoir Le Retour...

Praise Whoopi Goldberg!

...Les Adieux

 

[SkeletonPhoenix]

All Hail Yawgmoth.  

[Kidrahs]

To quote the Great Cthulhu...

"Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl."

Or, to you lesser mortals...

"Chicks dig the tentacles. That's why I keep 'em where they can see 'em."

Sorry, totaly random. Anyway, good for him standing up for himself.  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

Koravin

CaprinaePsi

Daffodil the Destroyer

CaprinaePsi

All praise Google!

Praise be to IPU!

Excuse me, you are praising the wrong nonexistent atheist deity. The FSM is where it's at! wink


Actually an IPU sounds pretty cool too, but I can eat my deity with garlic bread and perhaps some wine... razz

No! Do not put your nonfaith in the FSM! The FSM is just the Purple Oyster in disguise! Do not let yourself be fooled into following the Purple Oyster! Put your trust in the magnificent Invisible Pink Unicorn!

Or, have nonfaith in Google.

Either way, if you go with the FSM, you're just pushing the idea that the GODDESS is a sexless food item. Do you REALLY want to do that?

Pastafarians care about the environment, that's why we take up piracy. We are morally superior to the followers of IPU and Google, and even the followers of Chewbacca. FSM ftw!

Absolutely right! I express my commitment to improving the environment by eating spaghetti and engaging in occasional piracy! XD